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Even if you are in a passionless marriage, it doesn't mean adultery is okay.
即使是婚姻失去了激情也不代表就可以出轨啊。
Okay, you know what I wasn't in the mood for?
知道我现在最没心情听什么吗？
A lecture from my hipster-crite neighbor Bryn.
邻居布琳虚伪的说教。
She's the worst...
她烂爆了...
With her nail art and her chevron stripes and her non-prescription prescription glasses and her bffs who love to diy and their top knots and Peter Pan collars and cross body bags.
她的美甲图案还有V型条纹，没有度数的近视镜，那群喜欢自己动手的闺蜜，自己做手工，她们头顶的发髻，还有彼得潘领和斜挎包。
It's weird.
真奇怪，
She defines herself by her sexuality, but I actually think it's the least interesting thing about her.
她以性感自居，但我却觉得这是她最不吸引人的地方。
Okay, first of all, I had no idea he was married when we engaged in gland-to-gland combat,
首先，我跟他进行器官交战的时候并不知道他结婚了，
and second of all, I get super horny when I travel, and that's not my fault...that's science.
其次，我在旅行的时候很容易饥渴，这不是我的错，有科学根据的。
We weren't talking about you.
我们没有在说你。
We were discussing "Fear of Flying."
我们在讨论《怕飞》这本书。
By Erica Jong.
艾瑞卡·容写的。
We're a book club.
我们都是读书俱乐部的。
I know that.
我知道。
How stupid do you think I am?
你们以为我傻啊？
I tried sending an S.O.Text to my own friends to see if anyone would bring me a ginger ale...
我试着给我的朋友发短信，看看有没有人愿意给我带一杯姜汁汽水...
But no luck.
但没人愿意。
Is there a market close to me that delivers?
附近有可以送货的市场吗？
I found five markets.
我找到了五个市场，
Two of them are fairly close to you.
其中两个离你很近。
When Siri is the only person who's there for you...It kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends.
当只有Siri愿意挺你时，会让你意识到互粉好友并不等于真正的朋友。
