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So, any plans for the weekend?
周末有什么活动？
No.
没有。
So, no girlfriend.
看来你没有女朋友。
I'm just trying to determine if it's your utter lack of personal connections that makes you...so good at your job.
我只是想确认一下你工作如此出色是不是因为缺少人际交往。
I find it rather easy not to form personal connections in a city that only values wireless connection.
我觉得不跟别人产生私人联系很容易，尤其是城市里每个人都只想着连接无线。
Mm. Good morning. How are you?
早上好。你好吗？
Good morning. How are you?
早上好。
I was dreading going into work.
我很害怕去上班。
So I waited until the coast was clear, like Katy Perry's skin on Proactiv.
所以我等到人少的时候再去，就像在化妆品广告里凯蒂·佩里的皮肤。
Oh. I missed one. Good morning, and how are you?
漏掉了一个。早上好，你好吗？
Did you hear?
你听说了吗？
No.
没有。
B.F.B.S...Got played like "Flappy bird".
男友是混球，被他像小鸟一样玩弄。
Mortified. Com. Then hurled, overslept, O.D.'d on the bean, contracted legit hamster breath.
丢死人。com。吐满身，睡过头，豆子吃多了，现在嘴里都是火腿味。
Ugh.
恶。
And now I'm hella-late for the staff meeting.
现在员工大会要迟到了。
Okay. Well, have a nice day.
好吧，祝你一天愉快。
I was praying the whole company had forgotten about my epic fail...
我祈祷着全公司已经忘记了我出的大洋相，
Or, at the very least, was willing to make like Elsa and "Let it go."
或者至少把我当作艾莎一样，“随他吧”。
All right, everybody, settle down.
好，大家静一静。
Bring it home, everybody.
安静，各位，
Beautiful. Good.
很好。
Now, as you all know, this company took a Major hit when our best-selling pediatric nasal spray was pulled from the shelves for causing satanic hallucinations.
大家都知道公司经历过一些挫折，卖得最好的儿童鼻腔喷剂因为能引起不好的幻觉而被迫下架。
Ah, allegedly.
只是据说能引起幻觉。
Allegedly Is right.
据说，没错。
Nonetheless, the product was recalled and reformulated.
不管怎样，产品被召回，更改配方。
But whether or not we could regain the market's trust was...TBD.
至于能不能赢回市场信任还悬而未决。
But now, thanks to one man, it's a big, fat "D"!
现在，由于有了一个人，这事已经板上钉钉了！
Henry, you loon, get up here!
亨利，好家伙，快来！
Come on, Henry! Come on.
快！快来！
Yeah! We love this guy.
我们超爱他。
Don't worry...I'm not gonna make out with you.
别怕，我不会非礼你的。
I'm not gonna make out with you. I lied about that.
不会非礼你的。我说谎了。
