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First Date Questions Women Really Want To Ask
首次约会时女性想问的问题
- How many of the things that you're gonna say tonight are gonna be exaggerations and lies?
你今晚说的话有多少会是夸张和谎言？
- So how emotionally closed off are you?
你在情感方面有多么封闭？
- What's the exact relationship with your mother?
你和你母亲关系如何？
- So are you good with money?
你擅长赚钱吗？
- Is it too early in this date to ask what your deal is?
第一次约会就问你做什么生意，会不会很唐突？
- Do you actually find me funny? Or are you just trying to sleep with me?
你是真的觉得我很有意思？还是仅仅为了和我上床？
- How fragile would you say your masculinity is?
你觉得你有男子气概吗？
- So, how drunk are we getting tonight?
我们今天晚上是否要酩酊大醉？
- How drunk can I get before it's a turnoff for you?
我要喝多醉你才会拒绝我？
- Are you hung up on any exes?
你还和前任藕断丝连吗？
- Was your ex crazy or were you an asshole?
你的前任太疯狂还是你太混蛋？
- Oh my gosh.Are we having sex tonight?
天哪！我们今晚会发生关系吗？
- That laugh I did earlier. Endearing or annoying?
我刚才说的笑话让人欢喜还是讨厌？
- Wait, wait. So how accurate would you say your dating profile is to your real life?
你的约会资料和真实情况符合吗？
- Can you give me some examples so I know you're smart?
你能举出几个例子说明你很聪明吗？
- (laughs) That's so funny.
太有趣了。
Is your apartment creepy?
你的公寓令人恐惧吗？
- This is going so great. How many dates have you been on this month?
非常好。你这个月约会了多少次了？
- 10? 15? 30?
10次？15次？还是30次？
- How much baggage of mine are you willing to deal with?
你愿意为我处理多少包袱？
- Why is every friend you mention female?
为什么你提到的所有朋友都是女的？
- So, how much porn do you watch?
你看过多少黄片？
- Do you always brag like this or are you just nervous?
你经常这样大吹大擂还是因为紧张？
- Earlier you said I looked hot in this dress.
刚才你说我穿这条裙子很性感。
Did you mean like good hot,or slutty hot,or were you just being polite?
你的意思是说非常性感，非常火辣，还是仅仅是礼貌？
- Is your mother awful?
你的母亲可怕吗？
- You seem like such a good guy. Is this all bullshit?
你看上去是个不错的男子。这一切都是胡说吗？
- I might have to fart right now.How good is your sense of smell?
我可能要放屁了。你的嗅觉怎么样？
- Oh, so you're gonna call me? When, exactly?
你会打电话给我？具体什么时候？
- How quickly are you looking to make me your girlfriend? I don't want it too quick.But I don't want it too slow, either.
你打算多长时间把我变成你的女朋友？我不想太快了，但是也不想太慢了。
- I love your beard. How hairy is your back?
我喜欢你的小胡子。你背上的毛发多吗？
- If I have sex with you tonight,are you going to judge me?
如果我今晚就和你发生关系，你会对我有看法吗？
- This is so great.Now, how are you going to summarize this date to your friends?
太好了。你会怎样向你的朋友简述今晚的约会。
- [Man] We'll go cliff jumping. We'll check out the waterfalls. It'll be great.
我们会一起去悬崖跳水。一起看瀑布。非常好。
- That sounds amazing.
听上去非常不错。
How do you feel about kids?
你觉得孩子们怎么样？
- This was really, really fun.
非常有趣。
Can you give me a general sum-up of what I talked about tonight?
你能简述一下我今晚说的话吗？
I just want to make sure you were listening.
我想确认一下你在听我说话。
