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Ross: I think the check-in is that way.
登记柜台应该在那里。
Rachel: Ahh. Thank you.
哈哈哈，谢谢。
Rachel: Ohh, kids love me.
小孩子最喜欢我了。
Phoebe: Hey!
嗨！
Ross: Phoebe!
菲比！
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
你们来了！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Phoebe: What you did? What- you go to a costume party? All right, let me guess, umm Pancho Villa? and you'reBob Saget.
你去参加化妆舞会了？我来猜，你是扮潘乔·维拉（墨西哥革命英雄）？你是鲍伯·萨吉特（演员）。
Rachel: Pancho Vila?
潘乔·维拉？
Phoebe: Yeah!
是啊！
Rachel: Wh- what're you talking about, Pheebs? I don't...Oh my God, you drew on me? !
菲比，你在说什么啊？我不……天啊，你在我脸上画画？
Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!
谁叫你弄湿我裤子！
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
这是哪种派对啊？
Rachel: Ross, I've been walking around like this since the plane! I can- you have so crossed a line.
我打从下飞机就是这样子，你实在是太过份了！
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way.
瑞秋，等等，男厕在那里。
Phoebe: Ugh!
啊！
Ross: What?
怎么了？
Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.
那个女的接我手玩，结果赢钱，这已经是第三次了。
Ross: Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.
我赌她一定是那种人。
Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?
间谍？
Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.
不是啦，是潜伏人。
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
潜伏人是什么？
Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then...
你玩赌博机，没有赢钱。潜伏人等你放弃就来接手玩，然后……
Phoebe: Kills you?
杀你灭口？
Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
不是啦，他们半路杀进来，偷走你的运气。
Phoebe: Ohhh!
噢！
Ross: Uh-hmm.
嗯哼。
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
你怎么会知道这种事？
Ross: My nanny used to do it. Um-hmm, that's how she paid for all my dance- karate lessons.
我外婆以前就干这行，她就是用这收入，帮我付舞蹈……空手道的学费。
Phoebe: Dance karate?
舞蹈空手道？
Ross: Yes, it's a, deadly but beautiful sport.
对，那是种美丽却致命的运动。
Rachel: Ok, it won't come off!
我弄不掉！
Ross: What? !
什么？
Rachel: It won't come off!
我弄不掉！
Ross: Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?
天啊，瑞秋，你确定吗？
Rachel: No, actually I took it off and then I drew it back on.
不，其实我弄掉了，又自己再画回去。
Ross: Rach, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off, ok?
我真的很抱歉，我确定一定可以弄掉的。
Rachel: Just give me your pen.
把你的笔给我。
Ross: What? Why? What're you gonna do with it?
干嘛？做什么用？
Rachel: Well I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly.
我要让你万笔穿心。
Phoebe: Not-not here. There are cameras everywhere.
别在这里，到处都有监视摄影机。
Joey: Hey-hey-hey you made it!
你们到了！
Ross: Joey! !
乔伊！
Joey: Hi Ross! Hey-hey!
嗨，罗斯！
Rachel: Hi! !
嗨！
Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot!
你朋友是谁？他真辣！
Ross: Thanks man.
多谢夸奖。
Rachel: Hi.
嗨。
Ross: Hey listen uh, I talked to Chandler, I'm sorry about the movie.
钱德跟我说过了，电影的事我很遗憾。
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
不用抱歉，我已经不需要了。我找到我的双胞手！
Ross: Your what?
你的什么？
Joey: My identical hand twin! Yeah, the person whose hands are exactly like mine!
我的双胞手！有个人的手掌跟我完全一样！
Rachel: Were you looking for this person?
你特别去找的？
Joey: Not even. This thing is a gold mine!
正好撞见的，这可是金矿。
Ross: What? ! What- how- That's not gonna make you any money!
什么？靠那个赚不了钱的！
Joey: Ok. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you're gonna get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion!
好，你这样想也无所谓。到时我盖了手掌形的大厦，你们谁都休想来住。
Joey: Except uh, you, Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
菲比，你例外，大拇指给你住。
Monica: All right baby, come on! Yes! Yes! I am on fire!
好吧，加油！漂亮！挡都挡不住！
Chandler: See you later Mon.
莫妮卡，再见。
Monica: Wait Chandler, what're you doing? !
等等，钱德，你在干嘛？
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
你看呢？我要回家。
Monica: What? Wait! Why? Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I'm sorry, I was just playing for one second!
等等，为什么？钱德……你等等！对不起，我只是下来玩一下。
Monica: I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He-he means nothing to me!
我本来打算要跟你说，若你不让我跟理查再见面。我答应，他对我没有任何意义。
Chandler: Oh come on! I was there! I know he's the love of your life.
得了吧，我又不是瞎子，我知道他是你追求的真爱。
Monica: Not any more.
现在不是了。
Chandler: Really? !
真的？
Monica: Really!
真的！
Monica: All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and start celebrating our anniversary. Ok, this is empty.
好了吗？忘了什么要回家的事，我们来庆祝周年纪念日。袋子里是空的。
Chandler: Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.
我想要搞得很戏剧化，可是我又讨厌打包。
Joey: Uhh, hey. Uh where's the other guy?
另一个人呢？
The Woman Dealer: Which guy?
哪个人？
Joey: He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. See?
高高的，深色头发，手掌跟我一模一样，你看。
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy who was here before me just went to the restroom.
我不知道什么手掌，不过在我之前的发牌员，刚去上厕所了。
Joey: Ok!
好！
Joey: How you doing?
你好吗？
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
我很忙。
Joey: Right! Ok.
对！好。
Ross: Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. A beard and a mustache.
你好，我有个问题。我用你们的笔，画我朋友的脸，画了胡子。
Ross: Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know! It's like anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. I'm- What-what'd we do?
谢谢。不，她不这么想，对啊，那其实……用化妆品盖不过去，我们试过所有方法都去不掉。这要怎么办？
Ross: Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh! Ok. Ok, thank you! Yeah, it's not coming off.
对，是……好……多谢。对，这个墨水擦不掉。
Rachel: What? ! What else did he say?
什么？那他还说了什么？
Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So...Ok, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have somefun, and you will forget all about it.
他说他觉得我很逗。好，你听我说……我们下楼去好好玩，你就会忘记这回事了。
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
休想，罗斯，我顶着这个样子，绝对不出房门！
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.
别这样啦，没有那么难看。
Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle! !
罗斯，我变成人体涂鸦了！
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Ok? Besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you.
别因为一个白痴在你脸上乱画，而阻碍你玩乐的权利，而且又没人会看你。
Ross: Ok? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! There are tons...of...freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
这里可是拉斯维加斯，怪人一大堆。这里有一大堆怪人，你不算。走啦，我发誓没人会注意到！
Ross: Ok, there was some staring and pointing.
好啦，是有一些人指指点点。
Rachel: Ok, I need a, I need a drink!
我得喝点酒！
Ross: Oh, hey you know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. But who cares? ! Because it's all onme!
冰箱里的酒都太贵了，但是谁在乎呢？记在我的账上！
Ross: That is, one big drink!
酒还真不少。
Rachel: Macadamia nut?
要吃夏威夷果仁吗？
Ross: Umm...Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
这个果仁还真值钱！
Rachel: Hm-mmm!
嗯哼！
Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?
你真的很喜欢吃果仁吗？
Rachel: No!
不！
Phoebe: Get out of here you lurker! Go on! Get!
潜伏人，走开啦！滚啦！
Chandler: Hey Pheebs!
菲比！
Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!
你们和好了！
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
是啊，我没办法一直生他的气。
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.
没有钱德的爱，她就不能活。
Phoebe: Ohhh. Ok, get a room.
去开房间啦。
Monica: We have one.
我们有房间。
Phoebe: I know. Use it. Bye, Chandler. Bye Mon.
我知道，快去用啊。钱德，莫妮卡，再见。
P.A.Announcer: Pheebs, Pheebs. Please pick up a house phone. You have a call from Chandler and Mon.
菲比……请至店内接电话，钱德和莫妮卡有事找。
Phoebe: Hello, Chandler and Mon. Hello?
喂？钱德、莫妮卡，喂？
Phoebe: Oh! You dirty lurker! !! Ooh, I'm-I'm sorry, you are the same old lady right? Yeah. Dirty lurker!
你这个死潜伏人！打扰一下，你是那位老太太吧？是的，死潜伏人！
Joey: Ohhh-yeah! That's right, you take good care of those babies!
可得好好照顾你的手！
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
你说什么？
Joey: It's me, Joey!
我是乔伊！
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
我认识你吗？
Joey: Joey!
乔伊啊！
Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the, the hand guy.
秀手的那个。
Joey: All right, ok, so, what're we gonna do about this hand twin thing? !
我们要怎么处理双胞手的事？
Joey's Hand Twin: Nothing?
不用处理。
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Ok? We have to do something with it like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
你和我拥有上帝的赐礼。我们得要好好利用，好比手部模特儿或是变魔术。美国太空总署一定也想找我们聊聊！
Joey's Hand Twin: I've to go back to work...
我得回去……
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We can have our own show! You know, we-we could clap our hands together people will love it!
等等……我们可以有自己的表演秀！我们把手掌合在一起，大家一定超爱看的！
Joey: Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No, wait, it's my hand!
我还替我们写了一首主题曲，这是你的手，这是我的手，等等，那是你的手才对，不对，是我的手才对。
Joey's Hand Twin: That-that's ok.
还是算了。
Joey: But you haven't even heard the chorus!
你还没听到和声啊！
Rachel: Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.
天啊，我现在看起来，好像我姑婆莫瑞。
Ross: All right. You know what? We don't have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! All right, comeon, come on, let's go, we'll-we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. 13.
其实我们用不着下楼！房间里就可以是拉斯维加斯，快，我们来玩21点。让我们开始，13点。
Rachel: Hit me!
再加。
Ross: Oohh, 23. Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars!
23。我们的规矩23点最大！你赢了10美元！
Rachel: I bet 20.
我押了20美元。
Ross: Right!
没错。
Monica: New pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!
帮我的小钱钱买双新鞋！
Monica: Yes!
好耶！
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
好！我这辈子还没看过有这么旺的！
Monica: That's right baby! Ok, what do I want now?
宝贝，你说对了！这次要押几号？
Chandler: Ok, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
好，8号……还是6号？
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
选一个！你只有这个任务！
Chandler: 8.8!
8号…… 8号！
Monica: Thank you!
谢谢！
Chandler: Ok, if you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
如果你中了这一把，晚餐就请在场的各位吃牛排！
All: Hey hey! ! Yay! !
嗨耶！
The Croupier: 8!
8号！
All: Yay! !
耶！
Monica: We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
我们不会请他们吃牛排的对吧？
Chandler: Noo!
是的！
Monica: Ok, good! Ok, what do I want now?
那就好！这次要押几号？
Chandler: Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.
再押个难的8。
Monica: What?
什么？
Chandler: Two fours.
4加4。
Monica: Ok.
好。
The Croupier: Eight hard!
8号！
A Drunken Gambler: Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
千万要把握住她，你太幸运了！
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Ok, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! Wait-wait-wait-wait! We get the biggest suite in the place.
谢谢你，醉赌徒先生！好，如果你中了这一把，我们就租下这里最大的套房！等等……我说的我们是我和她。
Monica: All right, the biggest suite in the place. Come on!
好，这里最大的套房来啰！
Chandler: Yes! ! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
好耶！我爱你，我都忘记我们在吵什么了！
Monica: Oh, that's Cause I had lunch with Rich- Me neither! Ok, what do I want now?
因为我和理查吃中饭……我也忘了！这次要押几号？
Chandler: Another hard 8.
再押一次难的8。
Monica: Hard 8? ! We should call it easy 8!
难的8？简单8才对！
