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Ross: Ok, whatever it is, I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Ok?
不管是什么事，我都非常抱歉。
Phoebe: Apology accepted.
我接受你的道歉。
Ross: Ok. So we're, we're good?
好吧。那我们没事了？
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Ross: All right. I'll uh, I'll see you later, ok?
好吧，那晚点见咯？
Phoebe: Bye, fat ass.
好，大屁股。
Ross: All right! ! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me!
够了！菲比，你快点说，我做了什么让你这么不爽？
Phoebe: I don't know! I don't remember!
我不知道，我不记得了！
Ross: What? ! What do you mean-what do you mean you can't remember? !
什么叫做你不记得了？
Phoebe: I was so focused on being mad at you that I forgot what it was I was mad about!
我太专心在生你的气，气到都忘了生气的原因！
Ross: If you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?
既然忘了，那能不能就算了？
Phoebe: Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. Cause You actually have a very sweet little heinie.
不行，我生你的气，这很确定。但我很抱歉骂你大屁股，因为你的小屁屁很可爱。
Joey: Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You might have to take over soon.
我开得好累，你随时准备接手。
Chandler: We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once.
我们才上路半小时，而且你都没在看路。
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! I guess I just need lunch.
别担心，路就是路嘛！我想我该吃午饭了。
Chandler: Yeah.
是啊。
Joey: You wanna eat? My treat.
你要吃吗？我请客。
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
那不是罗斯的钱吗？
Joey: Yeah. Ok. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
是啊，好吧，罗斯请客！你想吃什么？
Chandler: I don't know.
我不知道。
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then youhave to answer real fast. Ok?
我知道要怎么决定了！我问你一堆问题，你得很快回答。
Joey: So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear! Ok!
不要想事情，什么都不要想。
Chandler: Ok, so it's all clear except for this-this image of a small purple lamp. Is that all right if that stays in there?
好！我没在想事情，但心里有个小紫灯的形象。这样不碍事吧？
Joey: Yeah. I don't see why not. I guess...All right. You have to answer with the first thing that pops intoyour head, okay?
应该不碍事吧……想到什么就直接回答。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
你宁愿太湿或太干？
Chandler: Too dry.
太干。
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
你相不相信有鬼？
Chandler: No!
不相信！
Joey: Is this movie gonna be my big break?
这电影会让我翻身吗？
Chandler: No!
不会！
Joey: What? !
什么？
Chandler: Yes.
会。
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
你刚才说不会！
Chandler: I also said, "Yes!"
我也说了会啊！
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
你不觉得我这次会翻身？
Chandler: No! Ahhh! !!
对！
Joey: I don't believe this!
难以置信！
Chandler: Look Joe, I ju-, I just don't wanna get your hopes up real high, you know?
乔伊，我只是不要你期望太高。
Joey: What're you talking about? ! I'm the lead in a movie!
你在胡说什么？我是电影主角耶！
Chandler: They're not even paying you! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!
那他们还不付你片酬？听起来都不像真的电影！
Joey: You know what? I don't need this! Ok? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.
我不需要听这种话，搞不懂你干嘛泄我的气。
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
乔伊，我不认为你这次能翻身。
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'drather be alone.
所以你才来这趟？让我觉得自己是失败者？如果是这样，那我宁愿自己去。
Chandler: Oh, you don't want me on the trip?
你不要我陪你去？
Joey: Not if you're gonna be like this!
你这样我不要也罢。
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
那好吧，下次你再问那种问题，我骗你就是了。
Joey: Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!
对！我不要你一起去！
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
好，无所谓…… 你停车，我马上走！
Joey: Fine!
好啊！
Joey: Get out!
滚吧！
Chandler: You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.
在桥上不能随便就停车。
Joey: Get out! !
滚啦！
Chandler: Aw-aw-oy!
好啦！
Chandler: Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.
等等……桥上没有人行道！我一定会死在这里。
Ross: Ok, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?
好，你生我的气，是因为我发胶有怪味？
Phoebe: No.
不是。
Ross: Are you angry with me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
你生我的气，是因为我说你写字像小孩？
Phoebe: No, that made me feel precious.
不是，这样才特别啊。
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
我知道了！因为他老爱纠正别人文法？什么“Whom”"Whow"的！有时候是用“Who”啦！
Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it's...
是吗？有时候是……
Rachel: Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.
还是你玩西洋棋赢了他？他开始居于劣势就很孩子气。
Ross: Ok, I'm the baby.
好，我孩子气。
Rachel: Eh! Stop it!
住手！
Chandler: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Chandler! What're you doing here? Ross: Hey!
钱德，你怎么会在这里？嗨！
Chandler: Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!
乔伊在大桥上，把我赶下车！
All: Why? !
为什么？
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! You know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question andyou have to answer it really fast.
不知道，他突然发飙！我们在玩快问快答的游戏。
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
没有我在场监督，绝对不能玩那个游戏。
Chandler: Well, I don't know what made him so mad, you know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this's gonna be his big break.
我不知道他干嘛气成那样，我只是说他这次不会翻身。
Chandler: That this movie wasn't gonna do anything for him, and that uh, you know it didn't sound like a real movie- Ok, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
说这部电影帮不了他，说这部电影不像是真的。好啦，他该把我推下桥才对。
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
你袋子里有什么？
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
我猜想你们大家也会对我不爽。所以我在路边检了些礼物，谁要一条腿的泰迪熊？
Phoebe: I do!
我要！
Rachel: Ok.
来了。
Monica: Not even close.
差远了。
Rachel: Ok, well then you know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
好啦，你帮我，我没办法！
Monica: All right! Come on! Let's do it!
来，我帮你！
Rachel: All right!
好。
Monica: Sit down.
坐下。
Rachel: All right.
好。
Monica: Put your head back.
头往后仰。
Rachel: Yes!
好！
Monica: All right.
好了。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Monica: Now, open your eyes.
把眼睛张开。
Rachel: Ok, they are.
好，张开了。
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up?
我举了几只手指头？
Rachel: Four.
四只。
Monica: Oh my God, I was thinking four.
天啊，我心里想的也是四只。
Rachel: Really? !
真的？
Monica: Yes! All right, you know what? Why don't we start with a practice one? Ok?
是啊！这样吧，我们先来预演一次。
Rachel: Ok!
好！
Monica: No drops!
不滴眼药水！
Rachel: Great!
太好了！
Monica: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Monica: All right. On three, 1...2...3! Now my pillow's all wet!
数到三，一、二、三……你害我沙发枕都湿了！
Rachel: Well, well, you said it was practice!
你自己说是预演的！
Monica: Then why did you move? !
那你干嘛动？
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
因为我知道你会骗我！
Monica: All right, come here!
好吧，过来！
Rachel: What are you? Monica! Stop it! Oh my God! Stop it!
你要干嘛？莫妮卡，天啊！住手！
Monica: I am going...I'm- Turn it over! I'm...I am going to get, ok, get these drops into your eyes.
我要……转回来！我要把眼药水……滴进你眼睛。
Rachel: Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!
天啊，你蛮力真大！
Rachel: Monica! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
莫妮卡，住手！
Monica: Damn! It's empty!
可恶，空了！
Rachel: Wow, you know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune!
如果现在乔伊和钱德走进来，我们就走运了！
Phoebe: Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. Or-or Rachel!
一定是钱德、乔伊或罗斯。或是瑞秋！
Monica: Hello? It's Joey. I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. You know he's really upsetabout it.
喂？……是乔伊。真高兴你打来，钱德都说了，他很难过。
Joey: Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
等他知道他毛衣的下场，他一定会更难过。
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
你把他的毛衣怎么了？
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey, Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
这么说吧，在俄亥俄州有一伙打扮亮丽的狗。莫妮卡？菲比在吗？我有车子的事要问她。
Monica: Yeah, she's here. Hold on one second.
她在，你等等。
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
嗨！
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?
嗨，菲比，你听我说，座位底下有个木盒滑出来，那是什么？
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. And thanks Joey she's having a really great time.
那是我祖母。乔伊，谢谢你，她玩得很愉快。
Chandler: Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! Let me talk to him.
是乔伊吗？我要跟他说……
Phoebe: Ok Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering...Ok, I guess he ran out of change.
乔伊？钱德不知道你……我想他零钱正好用完了。
Chandler: You know, he won't even talk to me. How am I gonna apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
他连话都不想跟我说，这样我要怎么跟他道歉？
Monica: Well, maybe you should send him something. So that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry.
或许你应该寄点东西给他。等他到了拉斯维加斯，就知道你想表达歉意了。
Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn...
好主意，上哪儿找一堆A片……？
Phoebe: Oh, no, don't-don't say I'm sorry with porn!
不行，不能用A片道歉啦！
Chandler: Really?
真的？
Phoebe: You know what you should send him? A carton of cigarettes. Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
你应该寄一条烟过去，他可以用来换取保护。错了，监狱里才是这样。
Ross: Ok, Pheebs, I know how we're gonna figure this out. Ok, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Ok?
菲比，我知道要怎么找出原因。好，什么都不要想，想到什么就直接回答。好吗？
Phoebe: Uh-hmm.
嗯哼。
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
你比较喜欢植物还是动物？
Phoebe: Fauna.
动物。
Ross: Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?
你想当西蒙还是葛芬柯（六十年代民谣歌手组合）？
Phoebe: Garfunkle.
葛芬柯。
Ross: Why are you mad at me?
你为何生我的气？
Phoebe: You said I was boring- Ohh!
因为你说我很无趣。
Ross: When did I say you were boring? !
我何时说过你无趣了？
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
天啊，我想起来了，我们下西洋棋那次！
Ross: Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!
菲比，我和你没下过西洋棋！
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!
有啦，记得冰冻湖那次吗？我们玩西洋棋，你说我很无趣。然后你脱下面具，变成了卡梅隆迪亚兹（女影星）。
Phoebe: Ok, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
好吧，这有可能是梦境。
Ross: So this entire time, you've been angry with me because of a dream? ! Well, guess what, Phoebe? Now I'mmad at you! Oww!
所以你这阵子以来对我不爽，全是因为一场梦？菲比，现在轮到我对你不爽了！
Phoebe: I-I wanted to make sure that this wasn't a dream. Otherwise we're just wasting each other's time.
我想确定这次不是作梦，否则我们是在浪费彼此的时间。
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! Your leading man is here! Let's get to work.
史丹利！你的主角来了，咱们开工吧。
Stanley: Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.
计划有些改变，我们停拍了。
Joey: Wh-what? ! Why? !
什么？为什么？
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
钱的原因，我们没钱。
Joey: You're kidding right?
你在开玩笑吧？
Stanley: No.
不是。
Joey: What? !
什么？
Stanley: It's probably just temporary eh. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if you could just uh,hang out.
这或许只是暂时的。我们希望能快点筹到资金，你先撑一下。
Joey: What, hang out? ! How long?
撑一下？要撑多久？
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn it up! People always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich, are ya?
不知道，一、两个星期吧？资金会出现的，大家都爱投资拍片。你该不会是有钱人吧？
Joey: No!
我不是！
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. Look, Joey, let me know where you're staying, ok?
问一下也无妨。乔伊，让我知道你在哪儿落脚。
The Grip: Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani?
你是乔伊崔比亚尼吗？
Joey: Yeah.
我是。
The Grip: These got left for ya.
这是有人留给你的。
Joey: Thanks.
谢了。
Chandler: "Congratulations on your big break."
恭喜你翻身了。
Monica: Hello?
喂？
Joey: Hey Monica, it's Joey!
莫妮卡，我是乔伊！
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered me even though you're a big star!
嗨乔伊！你当了大明星还是记得我！
Joey: Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!
得了吧，忘记你也要好几年！
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with yourname on it?
拍片现场是什么样子？你有自己的更衣室吗？有专属的私人座椅吗？
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't've been more wrong! Uh-oh! I-I gotta go, Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
有啊，一切都在进行当中。你一定要跟钱德说，他完完全全看走眼了。莫妮卡，我得挂了，我的寿司送来了！
Joey: Sorry about that. Thanks for waiting.
抱歉，多谢你们等我。
The Husband: Ok!
没关系！
Joey: Everybody smile! Ok, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! Kill me. Kill me now.
大家笑一个，多谢！在凯萨酒店住得愉快，祝你们“罗马”很棒（乔伊自己造的词）杀了我吧……
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
瑞秋，电视指南递给我好吗？
Rachel: Yeah!
好啊！
Monica: Go! !
上！
Rachel: What? !! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!
住手！……天啊！
Monica: Ok! Ok! Ok!
好了……！
Monica: We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.
3到4小时以后我们再回来看你。
Rachel: Oh!
噢！
