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英文幽默:Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He'...2008-05-10 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令
When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.One day, when the two were bringing sacks of flour home on their2008-05-10 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:A Pledge 誓约
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. "I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-five y...2008-05-10 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:To Patch the Hole 补洞
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible," she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget ...2008-05-10 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice t...2008-05-10 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Ear Short 耳聋
I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, "Barbara," I said, "can you hear me...2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Relative By Marriage 婆家的亲戚
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. "Relative of yours?" he asked. "Yes,...2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Somebody 人物
First man: In my house I'm really somebody.Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, "Will somebody take out the garbage?"第一位男人:我在家里确实是一2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Improvement 进步
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't underst...2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:He Swore to Die 他发誓要死
"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. He died sixty years later.“你如果拒绝和我结婚,”他发誓说,“我就要死。”她拒绝了他。六十年以后,他死了。2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my l...2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:The Plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式
Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins.老师:汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆:男人们。老师:答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?汤2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:4-4=? 四减四等于几?
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but...2008-05-09 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Columbus' Telephone Number 哥伦布的电话号码
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbu2008-05-05 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Essay 作文
Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..老师给学生出了作文题:“一2008-05-05 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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