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英文幽默:The Best Answer 最佳答案
The Best Answer 最佳答案A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry ou2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣
MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight ...2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:I Lost 我输了
I Lost 我输了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where is your brother?” “You see we're very bus2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Mommy is Hitting the Bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
Mommy is Hitting the Bottle妈妈在砸瓶子A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the ph2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:From America它们是从美国带来的
From America 它们是从美国带来的Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Headstone "Strange"的墓石
Headstone "Strange"的墓石A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies...2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:I am Acting Like a Lady! 我要表现得象位女士!
I am Acting Like a Lady! 我要表现得象位女士!One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found h2008-04-13 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife? 你停止打你老婆了吗?This story is told of a browbeating counsel, who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to prefa2008-04-08 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.Uh, I hadn't re...2008-04-08 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we2008-04-08 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Good Choice选得真不错!
一天,两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个:“嗨!这单车真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一个回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车,她跳下车,脱掉所有的衣服,2008-04-08 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案
找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她,她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见,她同意她造成了一个问题,她甚至提供了一个解决方案,“有没有别的门让我出入?”2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Night Shift 值夜班遇到的怪事
一个寒冷的11月的夜晚,一个地方警察刚结束了夜班回到家和妻子说:“你简直无法相信今天晚上发生了什么事!我当了这么多年差都没见过这样的事。” “怎么了?” “我在运河边遇到两个家伙,他们一个在喝电池酸液,另2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Two Seats 我需要用两个座位
在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Ground Rules 基本规则
位于开普吉拉多的东南密苏里州立大学有一位我很喜欢的老师,他滑稽的幽默是人所共知的。在对一个新生班级解释他的基本规则时,他说:“我知道我的课程可能会枯燥乏味,所以我不介意你们在上课时看表。然而我坚决反2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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