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英文幽默:Say Sir 要叫先生
Say Sir 要叫先生Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polit...2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Beer 啤酒
Beer 啤酒The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!" The entire class yelled: " Beer!"教授敲打着桌子喊道:“诸位,请安静!” 全班大声喊:“啤酒!” [注]order 一词可作"安静2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:The Composition Class 作文课
The Composition Class 作文课The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on " the most beautiful thing I ever saw." The student who, of all the members of...2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Who is That Woman? 那女人是谁?
Who is That Woman? 那女人是谁?The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Keys to Success 成功的关键
Keys to Success 成功的关键One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on m2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:How Did You Start the Flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?
How Did You Start the Flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burne2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会
The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the do...2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Stopover 中途停留的优惠
Stopover 中途停留的优惠I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson ...2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Very Stupid Robbers 两个笨贼
Very Stupid Robbers 两个笨贼Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one scr...2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be a2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Free Advice? 免费的建议?
Free Advice? 免费的建议?A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Chicken Soup 鸡汤
Chicken Soup 鸡汤Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "I...2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Chaude and Cold 热与冷
Chaude and Cold 热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."&q...2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Skinny Dipping 裸泳
Skinny Dipping 裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里
The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was f2008-04-16 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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