Try texting him again. He's 15 minutes late.
You're really surprised that a guy reselling pastries in the "Rants and raves" section of Craigslist isn't the punctual type? This is so exciting. I've never bought anything on the black market before. I'm still afraid to go to that Filipino market around the corner. Are you the guy? I don't know. Are you the girl? So far, this musical sucks. What's the password? Cronut. Was "1234" already taken? Meet us by the door. Which is code for, meet us by the door. Which is code for, "You're really bad at code." Okay, let's talk about our plan. It's a classic good cop/bad cop. I'm gonna ask the guy for ten cronuts, and he's gonna quote me 250. Right, then I play bad cop and act outraged. And then I play good cop, and we settle at 200.