Here you go, ladies, a Max's homemade cupcake on the house.
Nah, I'm cool. I'm saving my calories for one of those fabulous new cronuts. Plus, cupcakes are so over. Well, so is Blossom, but... it didn't stop you from wearing that outfit. Those flower power skanks over there... "Flower power skanks." See, these are words I recognize and hear. Anyway, she said she only cares about cronuts and that cupcakes are over. Cupcakes are classic, right? Don't listen to them. They're wearing high-waisted jeans. The only time I like seeing women's jeans that high is when I'm giving Han a wedgie. Also, what's a cronut? Cronut is what we called my Croatian cousin with one testicle. He hung himself. Okay, well, in America, it's a half-croissant, half-doughnut. They're on the news, Twitter, Instagram. People can't stop talking about them.