It's the Italian HandLicker, isn't it? No. It's the one he's licking.
She's supposed to be with you. You're good. Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on. The guy's a secondary character. He's just a, you know, a complication you eventually kill off. When? He's not a hero. You know who our hero is? The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? No, it's you. No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy. Right. Yes, you are. The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier.