Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?
Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was. Who? All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty. Wow! Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy. Because he was just so darn cute? No, as part of the auditions. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses. Well, hey. You're an actor, I say youyou just suck it up and you do it. Or you just do it. I did do it, I'm a professional. Besides, my first girlfriend was Lisa DiBatista. So. .I'm no stranger to the mustache. Then what's the problem? See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and he says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me, not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.