So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. And since it's Rachel's birthday, and we want to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon. Agh!
What? Question. Why do we always set the parties where you poach things? You want to be in charge of the food committee? Question Two. Why do we always have parties with committees? Yeah, really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun? Yeah! Yeah, I agree. You know, i think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. And I'm just not sure we are. Alright. You guys don't want it to be special? Fine! You can throw any kind of party you want. Joey, they're not real! Ah? Ah. I start miles beneath the surface of these things. Okay? They're fake. See? Honk, honk! Wow, it's...it's like porno for clowns!