So ah, your first sexual experience was, with a woman? !
All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out. Tell it again. Seriously. I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex? Yeah, sure. Well, you know, earlier she was talking about geography. Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in. Well, I think we all learned something. Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! That's my Mom's writing! Look. "Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965. " Do you know what that means? That you're actually 50? No no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B. F. F. , Best Friends Forever.