Come on. Only hookers and insane coeds would agree to this. I resent that. Have you signed on? I am Dr. Masters' associate. Otherwise, I would have no reservations about volunteering. All of our subjects know they're advancing the cause of science. These are young, goodlooking women. Austin, trust me on this. I don't know. This whole thing feels like... Christmas or something. Gini! I need to talk to you. Hello, Ethan. We're working here. Yes, your wife told me. Your wife, who's been standing by herself at the bar the last 20 minutes. I'll be back in a moment, gentlemen. But, yes... Merry Christmas to us all. Ethan, let go of me! You're hurting me! No! Tell me! You can't answer, can you? How many times have we slept together? Just come back inside with me. It's not that tough a question.