Gee, do they still made wooden Christmas trees.
This little green one here seems to need a home. I don't know, Charlie Brown. Remember what Lucy said? This doesn't seem to fit the modern spirit. I don't care! We'll decorate it, and it will be just right for our play. Besides, I think it needs me. This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play. What kind of Christmas music is that? Beethoven Christmas music. What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how "great" Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn't so great. What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great? He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?