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We're gonna walk right past my waxing place. Say goodbye to that gal stache.
我们会路过我做蜜蜡脱毛的地方。跟你的女士小胡须说再见吧。
If it were easy, everyone would be hot.
如果舒服的话，那所有人都是辣妹了。
Yep, you know, I-it's not just my feet. It's from when I walked into the stop sign because you wouldn't give me back my --
是，但不仅是高跟鞋让我的脚疼。是我不慎撞到了停车标志牌上面，因为你不肯还给我...
Okay, fine. I'll give you back your man-goggles. Here.
好吧，把你的眼镜还给你，拿着。
I just thought we might run into some cute boys on the way home, but it's probably best we didn't.
我只是以为回家的路上我们可能会遇到几个帅哥，不过幸好没有遇到。
That's a pretty angry lip you got there.
你的嘴唇又红又肿。
Really? Does everybody's get this red?
真的吗？别人都会这么红吗？
Well, you had quite a bit of growth.
你的汗毛太多了。
I was gonna have that lady take a crack at your arms, but she had already sweat through her apron.
我本来还想让那个女人处理一下你的胳膊，不过她的围裙都被汗湿透了。
Oh, my gosh!
天呐！
I already have 100 likes on my picture of my new nails.
我新指甲的照片已经得到一百个赞了。
Um, FYI, I'm -- I'm sort of in the background there, screaming mid-wax.
告诉你一声，照片背景里好像有我脱毛时尖叫的样子。
400 people liked this photo. I was not one of them.
四百个人对此照片点赞。我不是其中之一。
My art teacher made a pithy "Blue period" comment, and my top prom prospect suddenly found a girlfriend in Canada.
我的美术老师留了个关于"蓝调时期"的短评，而我的头号候选舞会舞伴突然找了个加拿大女朋友。
Do you think I could get my sneakers back?
你能不能把运动鞋还给我？
Ohh, I threw them away with the rest of your clothes when you were in the changing room.
你去试衣服的时候我把你的鞋和衣服都扔了。
I thought about saving them for the housekeeper, but I couldn't remember if she had a son.
我本来想把它们送给管家的，可我不记得她是不是有儿子。
