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Mike: Excuse me everybody, can I have your attention please! My good friends, Eddie and Tina
here are getting married, when we get to Las Vegas, so I hope you'll join me in wishing them
the best of luck. OK? The drinks are on me.
Passengers: Woo!!
Tina: And I want you all to meet...heck I want the world to meet, my maid of honour! It's Julie,
isn't it?
Kate: No, it's Kate.
Tina: OK, and the best man, my Mikey, who I was going out with when I met my honey man,
who was going out with my maid of honour behind my back, before I had a back, before she
changed her name to Julie.
Passenger: What? What are you talking about?
Eddy: Excuse me sweetheart.
Mike: Hey! Hey, where are you going?
Eddy: Oh, to give these poor over-worked young ladies a hand.
Mike: Oh, hey, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I can't throw you a bachelors party.
Eddy: Man, that's OK; you can do it after I'm married.
Mike: No, really, it's the least I could do buying all these drinks for everybody. I mean, hey,
how many times is my bro gonna get married?
Eddy: Who knows?
Mike: Ah...come on Eddie, what do you mean? You love Tina, right?
Eddy: Ah...what's not to love?
Mike: Yeah, so...so you guys really get along!
Eddy: Oh, she expects nothing from me, Mike, and I can deliver.
Mike: That's good, Eddy.
Eddy: You know, I'll tell you something; I didn't really plan on settling down till...well never
actually. But hey, what the heck, marriage'll be a hoot.
Mike: A hoot!
Eddy: Yeah. I have never ever met a woman like Tina before...except maybe Gloria. I have to
call Gloria!
Mike: Wow wow, Eddie, Eddie, who's Gloria?
Eddy: This girl I was supposed to go out with tonight, until this whole wedding thing came up.
Mike: Eddy! Eddy, come on, man! You are getting married.
Eddy: Well, not till tomorrow.
Passenger: It's because I'm married, isn't it? See my wedding ring...gone.
Mike: Ah, Kate...Kate, look, I need to talk to you.
Passenger: What about?
Mike: In private.
Passenger: Oh.
Mike: No, come on.
Passenger: Thanks for the drinks, Mike...Julie.
Mike: Look, look, Kate...
Kate: In the bathroom! What is going on?
Mike: I've been thinking, this whole marriage business...I don't know, it's just it's really made me
think. And how do you know when you're ready to be married?
Kate: Mike, are you...is this? Are you proposing?
Mike: Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about Eddy! See, I think that he's really making a big
mistake with this wedding.
Kate: Oh!
Mike: Yes. He's saying all these ridiculous things about marriage. I mean, he thinks it's gonna
be a hoot.
Kate: Oh, that's just like you; to think that marriage is the end of everything good, instead of
the beginning.
Mike: Kate, come on, can we stick to the subject please?
Kate: If Eddy's making a mistake, at least he's ready to make a mistake instead of being
afraid to commit to a relationship.
Mike: Afraid! Afraid! You calling me afraid! Well...fa! Well, fa! Kate...
Old lady: I met my first husband that way...on a bi-plane.
Tina: Oh, I took your last nuts, shnukums.
Eddy: Well, well, I'll get more cuddle cakes.
Mike: Ah, look, I'm gonna go help Eddy get some nuts.
Tina: Just think, in a few hours all this will be Eddy's.
Kate: Tina, what made you decide to marry Eddy?
Tina: He asked me.
Kate: That's it!
Tina: Don't be silly. I had other reasons; serious reasons, like his hair.
Kate: You're marrying Eddy because you like his hair!
Tina: I'm marrying Eddy because he has hair. See most of the guys I've dated have been old
and over-weight and bald.
Kate: Why?
Tina: From life expectancy charts, it seemed like the way to go. Eddy's really the first guy who
doesn't wear a tupee. At least I don't think it's a tupee.
Kate: No, me neither.
