Anxiety

If there were only some shorter and more direct route to the devil, it would save an awful lot of sorrow and anxiety in this world.
如果世界上真有一些去地狱的更短更直接的路，那会省下大量的悲伤和焦虑。
注：很多人一辈子勾心斗角，骗人害人，十分辛苦劳累，最后还是下了地狱，如果有去地狱的捷径，那些人会省多少劲儿呀。

I like to have two anxieties a week. To have more confuses the mind.
我一周只喜欢焦虑两次，再多会搞乱我的头脑。
注：很多人整天焦虑不安，你就可以这么说。

I have anxiety on Monday, and anxiety on Tuesday. Now it’s time for me to relax.
我星期一焦虑，星期二焦虑，我现在心情应该放松愉快了。