It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls.
像我这种人一般不受亚洲女孩待见
It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.
但亚洲女孩怎么就那么吸引我这种人呢
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls.
我正在做一套公式 定义犹太男孩和亚洲女孩之间的关系
I don't think it's that complicated.They're hot, they're smart,they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.
我觉得没那么复杂,她们又辣又聪明 她们没有犹太血统,也不会跳舞
Hey, Mark's here.Mark!Be right back.I think I've come up with something.
嘿,马克来了 马克 一会儿就回来 我有个想法
Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe.What?I got punched by the Phoenix.Are you kidding? No.
等等,先让我说,你决不会相信的 什么? 凤凰社要我了 你开玩笑? 真的
I mean, it's just the first of a four-step process,but they slid the invitation under my door tonight.
总共四场面试,这是第一场 他们往宿舍门里塞邀请信了就今晚的事
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.So...You got punched by the Phoenix.
明天是我的第一场潘趣酒会这么说… 你要进凤凰社了
Yeah, but, you know,it was probably just a diversity thing.
知道吗,也许因为我是犹太人
It was just a diversity thing.Just ride that horse until...What did you wanna talk to me about?Mark? Yeah.
或许他们是想吸收多种族的会员那我就藉着这股风 你想说什么来着? 马克? 是的
You said you'd come up with something.Yeah, I think I've come up with something.Come outside and let's talk.
你刚才说你有个想法 没错,我有个想法,我们到外面说
It's 20 degrees outside.I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean.
外面只有零下六度 我可不想盯着这个尼亚加拉瀑布看 它和加勒比海半毛钱关系都没有
People came to Facemashin a stampede, right?Yeah.But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls.
大家争先恐后的上我的面挑网是吗?是的 并不是因为他们爱看辣妹照
You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.Yeah.It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
这种照片在网上一抓一大把 对 而是因为这些姑娘都是他们认识的