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Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David.
我不敢相信她会答应大卫。
Monica: She's clearly in love with Mike.
很明显还是爱着麦克。
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
你看起来这样子，实在很难把你的话当真。
David: Could, could we have a bottle of champagne, please? And I'm kind of on a budget, so if you have anything local ... or-or-or Canadian.
我们可以点瓶香槟吗？我手头有点紧，所以有没有本地……或是加拿大的香槟就可以了。
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have uh ... some-something I wanna say.
额，菲比，我……要说一些话。
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
天啊，他要开口了。我看不下去，我们走。
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honored, uh ... " Spit it out, David!
我想我们还有时间。你有听过他说话吗？“菲比，我将会很荣幸如果……” 说快点，大卫！
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh ... you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable.
菲比，你实在是太好了，我们分开的时候，实在无法让人忍受。
David: Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
当然明斯克卫生设施员工的罢工让情况更糟！
Phoebe: Sure, ok, yeah.
当然，好的，是的。
David: But uhm, well, now that we're, together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end ...
但是现在我们又一起了，我再也不想分开了。所以……
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
喔，我的天啊，麦克！
David: It's David, actually!
事实上，我是大卫！
Phoebe: No, Mike's here.
不，麦克在这里。
David: Hi Mike!
嘿，麦克！
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica ... Oh!
嗨，大卫。钱德，莫妮……哇！
Monica: It's the humidity!
是湿气！
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
嗨，菲比。
Phoebe: What're you, what're you doing here?
你在这里做什么呢？
Mike: I've a question I need to ask you.
我有个问题必须要问你。
David: I-I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
我也有个问题要问她。
Mike: Yeah, I-I understand, but be-before you do, she really needs to hear this.
我了解，但是在你那样做之前，她真的需要先听我说。
David: Ok, would you-would you care for my seat as well?
好的，你要坐我的座位吗？
Mike: Actually yeah, that'll be great.
事实上会很好。
David: Oh that's fair, you've had a long trip.
很公平，你一路这么远赶来。
Mike: Phoebe, I love you.
菲比，我爱你。
Mike: I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
我是说，我过去几个月非常思念你，我原以为我们分开是有好理由的，但是我发现根本没有够好的理由能够让我不与你共度下半辈子。
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
有点毁了我将要说的话。
Mike: I'm sorry David, but she really has to know this.
抱歉，大卫，但是她真的有需要知道这些。
David: Alright, when you are through, I'll-I'll wanna see you outside.
好的，但是之后，我要在外面跟你单挑。
David: If-if it stops raining.
如果外面停止下雨的话。
Mike: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met.
你是我遇过最不可思议的女人。
Mike: How can I lose you?
我怎么能够失去你呢？
Mike: Now, I don't actually have a ring.
我现在并没有戒指。
David: I-I've a ring.
我有戒指。
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.
我不会在这时候炫耀，老兄。
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
菲比，你愿意嫁给我吗？
Phoebe: No.
不。
David: Ha ha!
哈哈！
Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you.
我爱你。但是我从不需要你求婚。
Phoebe: I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that-that we had a future.
我只需要知道我们之间是有发展的，我们是有未来的。
Mike: We can have any future you want.
我们可以有任何你想要的未来。
David: Ok, I'm-I'm gonna take off.
好的，我要走了。
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
大卫，我很抱歉，我好抱歉。
David: Just so I know, uh, if-if I had asked first?
让我知道一下，如果我先问了？
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I, I might've said yes, but that would've been wrong.
我有可能会答应，但是那是不对的。
David: Please, you-you don't have to explain.
你不用解释，没关系。
David: I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would've worked out for us.
我是说，如果我当初没有去明斯克，我们之间可能就没问题了。
David: And I wouldn't've ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite.
而我也不会毁了我的事业，或是因冻疮而失去那只脚趾。
David: It was a good trip!
那是趟好旅程！
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
我现在可以拥抱你吗？
Phoebe: Ah yes!
喔，可以！
Monica: Because of our meddling! Alright?
就是因为我们的多管闲事！好吗？
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
这样不是很好吗？如此安静，我可以整天都躺在这里。
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Rachel: Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
打开窗帘！打开窗帘！
Chandler: So glad we got adjoining rooms!
我们的房间是相通的还真不错呢！
Monica: The sun is out!
太阳出来了！
Chandler: Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
嘿！记得我有眼角膜吗？
Monica: Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
好了听着，赶快去游泳池占位子，我会拿杂志跟防晒乳液。
Chandler: Ah, Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
女士们！罗斯的演讲再四十五分就开始了。
Rachel: Nooo!
不！
Monica: Damn it!
该死的！
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys!
墙壁很薄的，你们这些人！
Ross: Then we have to wait the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
我们必须考量最近磁共振造影资料与去氧核糖核酸测试资料……而这些对多年来的碳年代测定资料收集方式形成了一些疑点。
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan ... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
瞧瞧那个坐在游泳池畔……享受日光浴的女人她的皮都有皱纹了，我真是忌妒！
Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus ...
最后，有最近许多丰富新物种的发现：巨兽龙，阿根廷龙……
Chandler: Not to mention the cold sores.
更不用提冷龙。
Ross: And that's just the herbivores.
而这些只是草食性的。
Ross: I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big.
我还没有要提到肉食性的，他们的头都已经是太大了。
Ross: Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
这是蛮讽刺的，因为他们的大脑却是发育不良的。
Chandler: Really?
真的吗？
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus ...
但是撇开玩笑不谈，这是相同于……匠人曾被认为是直立人（音近勃起）的另一个分支……
Charlie: What?
什么？
Joey: He said "erectus"!
他说“勃起”！
Charlie: You're, you're kidding, right?
你在开玩笑吗？
Joey: No, he really said it.
不，他是真的那样说。
Ross: and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus…
而当然有许多很大的差异……介于这些中生代化石跟此直立人例子……
Joey: Erectus?
勃起？
Rachel: Homo. Right.
同性恋（音同人种）。没错。
Ross: ... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. Thank you!
……以非常真实的方式，我们可以将中生代时期带入二十一世纪。谢谢！
Ross: Oh, thanks guys!
谢谢你们！
Ross: Man with a bow tie: I thought it was wonderful!
我认为很精彩！
Ross: Oh!
喔！
Ross: Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell.
我是杰维斯欧伯劳，康乃尔大学。
Ross: I mean, the ideas you put forth and-and from someone ... so ... young ... and ...
我是说，你突显出来的议题，尤其是你是这样的年轻而且……
Ross: Ok ... now ... now we're just holding hands!
好的，现在我们只是在握着手！
Rachel: All right! Well, uh we're gonna hit the beach?
好的，我们要去海滩了？
Monica: Yeah!
是的！
Rachel: It was really ... great!
演讲……真的很棒！
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
喔，谢谢！
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
是啊，而且很有趣！
Rachel: Oh!
喔！
Ross: Ok! All right, thanks! Thanks so much, you guys! Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
放轻松点！好的，谢谢，非常谢谢！我无法告诉你们在此对我意义有多大！
Mike: What, are you kidding, we wouldn't've missed it!
你在开玩笑吗？我们不可能会错过的！
Mike: Oh ... I'm back!
喔……我回来了！
Ross: Ok! Uh ... excuse me? Yeah?
好的！失陪一下，好吗？
Phoebe and Mike: Yeah!
好！
Ross: Hey! Well?
嘿！怎么样？
Charlie: You were incredible!
你真是不可思议！
Ross: Yeah?
什么？
Charlie: You blew them away!
你完全迷住了他们了！
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at into the crowd and see your face!
喔，我无法告诉你在人群中看到你的脸有多棒！
Ross: I mean ... uh, did you know you were you were mouthing the words along with me?
我是说……你知道你嘴巴在跟着我念吗？
Charlie: I was not!
我没有！
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like, like a rock star!
不，没关系！那让我觉得很像摇滚巨星！
Charlie: Oh my God! I'm your groupie!
我的天啊！我跟你是一伙的！
Ross: I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
我最好不要在房间里发现你脱光光喔！
Ross: Look, I took it too far!
哎呀，我又扯太远了！
Ross: Hi! Hi you guys, I thought, I thought you were going to the beach.
嗨！各位，我以为你要去海滩。
Rachel: It's raining again.
又在下雨了。
Ross: Wh? Would you look at that, The, the only time the sun comes out the whole weekend is the one hour I'm giving my speech. Uh?
什么？你瞧瞧吧，这星期以来唯一有太阳的时候……就是我在演讲的那个小时。
Ross: Someone up there likes me. But people down here are pissed.
那上头的某人还真喜欢我。但是下面的一些人都气死了。
Monica: Oh, I can't believe it's raining again! It's so unfair!
喔，我不敢相信又在下雨了！真是不公平！
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.
嗯，往好处想，就是我们不用看到……那些古生物学家脱掉上衣。
Phoebe: Not you guys. You-you got it going on!
不是你们。你们还不错！
Monica: So, what're we gonna do today?
那，我们今天要做什么呢？
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
他们楼下有游戏间！有兵乓球还有其他的东西。
Monica: Ping pong? Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
乒乓球？亲爱的，他们有乒乓球耶！我们来玩！
Chandler: I don't think so!
我不要！
Monica: Why not?
为什么不要？
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
你知道你有多么得好胜，我以前说那样很可爱，可是别人都不同意，而且我在说谎！
Monica: I'm not always that bad!
我又不是永远都那样糟糕！
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
是吗？我们上次玩的时候发生什么事呢？
Monica: I punched you?
我揍了你？
Chandler: And?
还有呢？
Monica: Phoebe.
还有菲比。
Phoebe: And?
还有呢？
Monica: I clunked your heads together!
我把你们的头撞在一起！
Charlie: Hey! There you are!
嘿！你在这里！
Joey: Hey! Listen, as soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling!
嘿！听着，只要一停止下雨，我们一定要去潜水！
Joey: This uh, some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya!
有个小孩告诉我有海龟，如果你对着他的脸吹气泡，他会追着你跑喔！
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
我很抱歉，我不能去！我整个下午都要主持一个讨论。
Joey: Oh ... well that's-that's ok, I'll-I'll find someone else to do it.
没关系，我找别人去好了。
Joey: I'd do it alone, but uh, I don't, I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.
我是可以一个人去，但是……我不知道海龟如果抓到我会发生什么事。
Charlie: You know ... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and especially last night ...
你知道……我觉得很糟糕！我整趟旅途都没有跟你在一起，尤其是昨晚……
Joey: Oh hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech.
喔嘿！不用担心！没关系！我跟瑞秋玩的很开心！我只是为你难过，跟罗斯关在房间里赶演讲稿。
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
事实上，结果还蛮好玩的！
Joey: Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun! Right? Charlie: Yeah ...
喔！喔，好吧！那至少我们都过得很愉快，不是吗？是……
Charlie: Is it weird that it's not with each other?
我们不在一起却很快乐，很怪吧？
Joey: Yeah! A little bit, yeah.
是啊！有一点，是啊。
Charlie: I think we need to talk.
我想我们需要谈谈。
Joey: Yeah, I think we do.
是啊，我想我们是需要。
Joey: About what?
谈什么呢？
Monica: Come on you guys, it'll be fun!
别这样，会很好玩的啦！
Phoebe: All right, all right ... I'll play if we don't keep score!
好啦，好啦……不计分我才要玩！
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
那我们怎么知道谁赢呢？
Phoebe: Nobody wins!
没有人会赢！
Monica: So, we're just four losers. Super!
所以我们是四个输家。超级的！
Chandler: I'm not playing with her.
我不要跟她玩。
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
是，我不要玩了。
Mike: I'll play ya!
我跟你玩！
Monica: Ok!
好的！
Phoebe: Mike, you don't, you don't know what you're doing!
麦克，你不知道你在做什么！
Chandler: She gets crazy! This scar, is from Pictionary!
她会很疯狂的！这个疤痕，是从猜字游戏来的！
Mike: I think I will be all right! You wanna volley a bit for a serve?
我想我会没事的！你想要先热身一下吗？
Monica: Sure! Got to!
当然！如果你想要的话！
Monica: Hoo!
哦！
Mike: Oh, by the way ... um, I'm awesome.
喔，顺便说一下，我很厉害的。
Chandler: Oh dear God, there's two of them!
亲爱的上帝，他们俩是一样的！
Mike: You're ready to play?
你准备好要玩了吗？
Monica: Hell, yeah!
当然了！
Chandler: Did you know this about him?
你有看过他这一面吗？
Phoebe: No idea! I-I thought he was soft like you!
没有！我以为他跟你一样软弱！
Mike: You wanna make it more interesting?
想要更好玩点吗？
Monica: How much were you thinking?
你想要多少呢？
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
十块钱一局吗？
Monica: Make it fifty!
加到五十块钱好了！
Mike: I'll make it a hundred!
我加到一百块钱！
Monica: One thousand ...
一千……
Chandler: Ok!
好了！
Mike: We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter?
我们掷铜板来决定谁先开球。你有铜板吗？
Monica: No ... Either of you girls got a quarter?
没有……你们两个女生谁有铜板呢？
Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!
亲爱的，把这种骂人的话都用到他身上！
Phoebe: Monica, you call it.
莫妮卡，你来猜。
Monica: Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!
正面！不，背面！正面！
Phoebe: Tails!
背面！
Monica: Ow, what are the chances!
哦，几率有这样低吗？
Monica: Ha! My point!
哈！我得分！
Mike: Oh no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
喔不！我可不这么认为！根据标准规定，若参赛者在任何时间将没握球拍的手……碰触到球桌表面，将不算得分。
Phoebe: He was a lawyer!
他曾经是律师！
Alexandra Steele: ... all these coasts are having beautiful weather. In New York, it's 72 and sunny!
……东岸的天气十分良好。在纽约是华氏七十二度，而且阳光普照！
Rachel: Oh! Weather bitch!
喔！气象婊子！
Rachel: It's open! Hi, Joe!
门没锁！嗨，乔伊！
Joey: Hey ...
嘿……
Rachel: What, is everything ok?
怎么了？一切都还好吗？
Joey: Uh, Charlie and I broke up.
呃，查莉跟我分手了。
Rachel: Nooooo, why?
不，为什么？
Joey: Uh well, she said we have nothing in common.
嗯，她说我们没有任何共同点。
Rachel: Oh, that's crazy!
喔，这真是胡说！
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
不，是真的，我们没有任何共同点！
Rachel: Yeah, that's true.
是啊，没错。
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone more like ... Ross!
我觉得，她应该跟像是罗斯那样的人在一起！
Joey: You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
你知道的，他也会用那些很难的字眼！天啊，聪明的人真是无趣！
Rachel: What, hey!
什么，嘿！
Joey: Ok, Rach!
得了吧，瑞秋！
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why ... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
我觉得好蠢，你知道吗？为什么我一直都喜欢不适合我的女生呢？
Rachel: Wh-What're you, what're you talking about?
你在说什么呢？
Joey: Oh, come on, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, that's like ... What the hell is my problem? I just, Oh!
喔，少来了，我是说，有你，然后是查莉，这就像是……我到底是哪根筋不对呢？我只是……喔！
