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阿历克斯：因为你期待电视剧里的情节，谢谢。听着，你该学学我。如果一个女孩喜欢我，很好。但如果她不喜欢我，外面女孩还多的是，明白？不要在一棵树上吊死。
Gigi: I don't.
Alex: So you never wait until the last minute on a deadline or a phone bill.Because secretly you cannot love the drama of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it.
Gigi: Maybe.
Alex: And let me guess. When you were stalking Conor the other night. Were you obsessing about him calling constantly pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days. Even though the date was just kind of mediocre?
Gigi: Okay, yeah.
Alex: Because you all thrive on the drama. Thank you. Look, you gotta be more like me. If a girl likes me, great. But if not, there are plenty more out there like her, you know? Probably with smaller pores and bigger implants.
Gigi: Beautiful.
Alex: I know.
Gigi: Why are you sharing all of this inside dating information with me again?
Alex: I don't know, I like you.
Gigi: You do?
Alex: Well, yeah, okay, don't start doodling my name on your binder, okay? I just mean... I mean, I like you the way I like basset hounds. Something pathetic about them, you just wanna cheer them up.
Gigi: Again! With the sensitivity.
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