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Your Horoscopes - Week Of May 10, 2016
你的星座----2016年5月10号这一周
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
金牛座 4.20---5.20
You are about to find love in the most unlikely of places, or at least that's what the panting, neglected sociopath living in the abandoned textiles factory will call it.
你将可能在最意想不到的地方找到爱，至少生活在被遗弃的纺织厂中气喘吁吁的，被忽视的反社会分子会这样称呼它。
Aries | March 21 to April 19
白羊座 3.21---4.19
An out-of-body experience will soon leave you with a deeper understanding of just how much weight you should be trying to lose.
一次亲身的体验将会让你更深层的理解到你应该要试着减肥了。
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
金牛座 4.20---5.20
You are about to find love in the most unlikely of places, or at least that's what the panting, neglected sociopath living in the abandoned textiles factory will call it.
你将可能在最意想不到的地方找到爱，至少生活在被遗弃的纺织厂中气喘吁吁的，被忽视的反社会分子会这样称呼它。
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
双子座 5.21---6.20
In times of crisis you've often looked to the stars for guidance, and this weekend will be no different, aside, of course, from your utter failure to identify which one of us is Polaris.
遇到危机时，你通常会转向恒星寻求指导，当然，除了你彻底失败未能找出哪一颗星是北极星时，本周也不会例外。
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
巨蟹座 6.21---7.22
You will soon learn that only by hastily skimming the errors of the past can we hope to mostly avoid repeating what we dimly remember them to be in the future.
你将很快知道，只有通过匆忙的审视过去的错误，我们才能希望在未来我们依稀记得这些错误的时候尽量避免重蹈覆辙。
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
狮子座 7.23---8.22
There are two sides to every story. Unfortunately, no respectable publisher is interested in putting out your account of D.H. Lawrence's 'Sons And Lovers.'
每件事都有两面。不幸的是，受人尊敬的出版商是没有兴趣出版你所叙述的劳伦斯的《儿子与情人》的。
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
处女座 8.23-9.22
Approaching police sirens combined with your naturally paranoid tendencies will significantly alter the stuffing of tonight's honeysuckle white turkey.
靠近警笛，再加上你本身多疑的趋势将会显著改变今晚金银花白色火鸡里面的填料。
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
天秤座 9.23---10.22
They say you can't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, but after 3,000 feet, you're beginning to suspect he'd like to have his sneakers back.
人们说除非你穿着一个人的鞋子走了一英里，你才可以去评判他，但走了3000英尺之后，你会开始怀疑他是不是想要要回他的运动鞋了。
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
巨蟹座 10.23---11.21
You will ignore the voice of reason once again this week, but that's largely because it's gone hoarse and grown nearly inaudible over the years.
本周你将再一次忽视理性的声音，但主要是因为理性的声音这些年变得嘶哑，变得几乎听不见了。
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Disappointment will be yours this week when what you first believe to be the play's curtain call turns out to be just Act 1, Scene 2.
射手座 11.22---12.21
当你原以为应该是戏剧中演员谢幕的情景却是第二场第一幕时，你将失望无比。
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
摩羯座 11.22-1.19
Someday you'll inspire a whole new generation to pursue their dreams, secure in the knowledge that they couldn't possibly do any worse than you.
有一天，你将会激励新一代的人去追求他们的梦想，会让他们知道他们不可能做的比你还差。
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
宝瓶座 1.20---2.18
You'll have a hard time putting what it is you don't like about your new neighbor into words, particularly after he slices through your larynx with a cheese grater.
本周将是你的困难时期，你要将你不喜欢新邻居的心理表现出来，尤其是在他用乳酪磨碎器割破了你的喉咙之后。
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
双鱼座 2.19---3.20
Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-not an arm, half a right leg, a lower jaw, several organs, five pints of blood, and the complete control of his central nervous system.
切记：一切都是游戏，一切都很欢乐，直到有人一只眼睛看不见了---不是少了个胳膊，半条右腿，下巴，一些器官，5品脱的血，也不是中枢神经系统完全失控。
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