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Tonight we are adding anyone who isn't a vegan.
今晚我们的最具荒谬者名单要说的是一位不是素食主义者的人。
Now like many people I resist vegan,as mostly I'v been waiting for technology to progress the point when they perfect the vegan version of big mac.
现在,许多人像我一样抵制素食,主要是我也在等待技术进步,相信那时他们将拥有完美素食版本的巨无霸。
Honestly I wish I could be vegan, but I think I like the essential will power.
老实说,我希望自己能成为素食主义者,但是我想我更喜欢的是那必不可少的意志力。
Now there are plenty of good reasons to be a vegan—heath, longevity, to be more like Abegail Junior—he is a famous vegan, as is Alicia Silverstone.
现在有许多好理由可以成为一名素食主义者—比如健康,长寿,或者像阿比盖尔二世一样—他就是一位非常著名的素食主义者,艾丽西娅·席尔瓦斯通也是如此。
If you were looking for assure to help you ski the mountain of veganism, these rules go to celebrities until today.
如果你正在寻找自信想帮助自己奉行素食主义,这些规则至今也让一些社会名流一直遵守。
Because now celebrity voice to join the vegan course, that's impossible to ignore.
因为现在名人加入到素食主义中越来越多,那是不容忽视的。
And out of the refrain rising like a song from that celebrity voice, we can no longer pretend we don't have all the information we need to pull the vegan trigger.
而抵制的上升速度也像那名人的歌声一样,我们不能再假装我们开始素食主义没有所需要的信息。
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mike Tyson.
女士们,先生们,我们给你看看迈克·泰森的例子。
You're vegan. What changed you?
你是素食主义者。是什么改变了你?
I need hoop through the white flag.
我需要为国家做点什么。
Too many pregnant fail, too many jails, too many lawsuits, too many bankruptcy,
太多的怀孕失败,太多的监狱生活,太多的诉讼,太多的破产,
too many women, too many venereal diseases, too many everything.
太多的女人,太多的性病,及太多的一切。
So you are little confused, right?
所以你可能会有些混乱,对吗?
Let me just clear it up for you, the reason why was sitting next to Mike Tyson in that Today Show interview is because he is directing Tyson's one-man show on Broadway this summer which actually I really want to see.
让我给你澄清一下,为什么在今天的节目中会出现迈克·泰森的采访，是因为他正在指导今年夏天百老汇举办的泰森个人展览，实际上我也很想去看看。
That's what confuse you about the whole thing, right?
这就是你对整件事的迷惑,对吗?
The part about too many venereal diseases, that was probably clears about.
关于太多的性病的部分可能已经明朗了。
Two more Mike Tyson's reasons for going vegan.
迈克泰森成为素食主义者还有两个以上的更多理由。
I just get tired of every time I trust two girls get back for a trip that I have to sleep with.
我只是厌倦了每次我相信两个女人旅行回来后,我不得不跟她们睡在一起。
I want to live a different life.
我想过一种与众不同的人生。
I'm sorry. I was the prostitute hunter.
我很抱歉。我是妓女猎手。
I can't pretend I totally figure out the logic there.
我不能假装自己完全推断出其中的逻辑。
But I don't really want to be on the bad side of former heavily boxing champion, and the truth is I really hope things work out for Mike Tyson.
但我真的不想前拳击冠军有坏的一面,而事实是我真的希望迈克·泰森可以做些事情。
There is kind of something about him I find really sympathetic.
我发现关于他的一些事情真正值得同情。
I always kind of feel like he was taking an advantage of a lot of people around him.
我总是感觉他利用大量的周围人们的优势。
And I hope those days are over.
我希望那段日子已经结束。
I'm just gonna go ahead and say YES, a responding YES.
我只会继续向前并说,是的,这就是对此的回应。
Let's all fallen Mike Tyson's example and go vegan,if not for the animals for the prostitutes, I guess?
让我们堕落的麦克·泰森走向纯素食主义,如果不是为了动物而是为了妓女,我猜也许会不错?
