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听笑话学英语:Life after death 死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss w... -
听笑话学英语:Endearing terms 可爱的称呼
听笑话学英语:Endearing terms 可爱的称呼Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darlin -
听笑话学英语:Honest?诚实吗?
听笑话学英语:Honest?诚实吗?Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy,&q... -
听笑话学英语:圣彼德的问题
听笑话学英语:St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question -
听笑话学英语:Want a day off 想请一天假
听笑话学英语:Want a day off 想请一天假Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me t... -
听笑话学英语:Interruption 轻率的插话
听笑话学英语:Interruption 轻率的插话The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining -
听笑话学英语:Business just started 开张大吉
听笑话学英语:Business just started 开张大吉A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to t -
听笑话学英语:班级、情人和蠢驴
听笑话学英语:班级、情人和蠢驴 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorro -
听笑话学英语:你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚
听笑话学英语:你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it b -
听笑话学英语:他什么都没听到
听笑话学英语:他什么都没听到He never heard a thing!Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, " -
听笑话学英语:Parking Expenses 停车费
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank wou -
听笑话学英语:Talking clock 会说话的钟
听笑话学英语:Talking clock 会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his frie -
听笑话学英语:Photo我老婆的照片
听笑话学英语:Photo我老婆的照片A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then or -
听笑话学英语:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
听笑话学英语:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattl... -
听笑话学英语:Problem with gas放屁的问题
听笑话学英语:Problem with gas放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are a
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