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听笑话学英语:Punishment 惩罚
Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn’t do?2014-08-19 编辑:wendy 标签: Punishment 幽默 可可轻松一刻 笑话 英文
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听笑话学外语:半价买房
【生词预览】fortune运气,enable使能够【笑话原文】Half Price Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.John: How is that?Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half -
听笑话学外语:哪个女人
【生词预览】call out大喊【笑话原文】Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bi -
听笑话学外语:我在哪里
【生词预览】countryside乡下【笑话原文】Where Am I?An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and ask -
学好第二语言的重要性
【生词预览】cower退缩【笑话原文】A Second Language A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to -
听笑话学外语:终身保修
【生词预览】warranty保证,coffin棺材,mortuary太平间,exhume 挖出【笑话原文】Lifetime WarrantyAfter burying his mother nine months later, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to pu -
听笑话学外语:第四元素
【生词预览】element元素【笑话原文】The Fourth ElementTeacher: What are the four elements of nature?Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash you -
听笑话学外语:心不在焉的教授
【生词预览】absent缺乏的【笑话原文】The Absent-Minded ProfessorThe absent-minded professor shouted, Kate, come to the blackboard!Another student says, Kate is absent,Silent! Let Kate speak for herse -
听笑话学外语:两个猎人
【生词预览】cease停止,emergency突发事件,operator接线员【笑话原文】Two HuntersOnce two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eye -
听笑话学外语:给我那个打赢的吧
【生词预览】lobster龙虾,claw爪子【笑话原文】Bring Me the Winner-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.-- Well, bring me the winner then.【中文译 -
听笑话学外语:我的狗不识字
【生词预览】precious珍贵的【笑话原文】He Can’t Read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It' -
听笑话学外语:它们是从美国直接带来的
【生词预览】deposit存放,counter柜台【笑话原文】Directly from AmericaNot long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to de -
听笑话学外语:他真是个大人物
【生词预览】maintenance维修,cemetery墓地【笑话原文】He Is Really Somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.【中文译文】他 -
听笑话学外语:比世界和平更难的问题
【生词预览】hot potato棘手的问题,grant答应给予【笑话原文】A Hot PotatoOnce God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.Then I asked him to give m -
听笑话学外语:意想不到的走私物品
【生词预览】smuggle走私,sentry哨兵,instruct命令,reluctantly不情愿地,bartender酒保【笑话原文】What Were You SmugglingThe suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a se
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