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听笑话学外语:噪音的优点
【生词预览】vibrate使震动,conscience良心【笑话原文】The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted -
听笑话学外语:本性难移
【生词预览】tightfisted吝啬的,stingy小气的,Yama阎罗王,escort护送【笑话原文】Tightfisted Till the EndWhen a very miserly man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the Yama King reproa -
听笑话学外语:搞定凹痕的办法
【生词预览】dent凹痕,wee极小的,tailpipe排气管【笑话原文】Roll up the Windows FirstA woman got a dent in her car and took it into the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So -
听笑话学外语:"妙"龄证人
【生词预览】oath宣誓【笑话原文】Twenty-one ForeverIn court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."The wom -
听笑话学外语:再喂他几枚五分硬币
【生词预览】nickel五分钱,swallow吞下,whereupon然后,frantically发狂地【笑话原文】Keep Feeding Him NickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediatel -
听笑话学外语:宁可不要的荣誉
【生词预览】unwelcome不受欢迎的,incurable不可治愈的【笑话原文】An Unwelcome HornorA doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then -
听笑话学外语:如果我是一个经理
【生词预览】assign指定,composition作文【笑话原文】If I Am A ManagerOne day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition--If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write exce -
听笑话学外语:强效安眠药
【生词预览】prescribe开药,stroll漫步,roar吼叫【笑话原文】Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. -
听笑话学外语:一面之词
【生词预览】one side of the case一面之词,excuse使免除【笑话原文】One Side of the Case A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I ca -
听笑话学外语:我丈夫马上就回来了
【生词预览】give in让步,crawl爬行【笑话原文】My Husband Will Be Home SoonA married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would -
听笑话学外语:睡过头的原因
【生词预览】inquire询问【笑话原文】The Reason of Being Late Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""W -
听笑话学外语:哪个女儿
【生词预览】crisis危机,undergraduate本科生,consolation安慰,litany唠唠叨叨的抱怨【笑话原文】Who Is ThisMy two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing -
听笑话学外语:指望假发
【生词预览】bald秃头的,wig假发【笑话原文】The Bald GuyOnce there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald, he decided to cover his b -
听笑话学外语:警车也违章了
【生词预览】hurry催促,prohibit禁止【笑话原文】All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I j -
听笑话学外语:实用的新婚礼物
【生词预览】acquaintance熟人,practical实用的,extinguisher灭火器【笑话原文】The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his br
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