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Your first kiss, graduating from high school, falling in love.
你的初吻，高中毕业，坠入爱河。
You think life can't get any more special and then you learn this one simple bagel trick.
你以为生活不可能更特别了，然后你学会了这个简单的贝果小窍门。
Bagel tycoons hate me for exposing this. The bagel conglomerate wants you to do this.
贝果大亨们讨厌我公开这个办法。贝果商家想让你这样。
But if you want to maximize your bagel potential, you can do this.
但如果你想最大限度挖掘贝果的潜力，可以这样。
Perfect. Then this. Three slices. That's one more slice than the bagel cartels want you to have.
完美。然后这样，三片。这比贝果商家希望的多了一片。
The bagel barons definitely don't want you doing that with this monster.
贝果商家绝对不想让你对这个大家伙这样做。
I was able to get five bagel slices out of this guy.
我从这个家伙中切出了五片。
Not only do you get more bagel slices, you get this.
你不仅有更多的贝果片，还有这些。
The hubless wheel. The uncrusted circle. The unicorn of bagel slices which is a textural dream.
无轮毂车轮。无皮面包片。贝果片中的独角兽，梦中的绝佳口感。
These thin slices are so much better for making sandwiches since dense bagels make for an overwhelmingly bready sandwich.
这些薄片用来做三明治要好得多，因为厚实的贝果会让三明治的面包比重过大。
In other words, thick bread is bad, thin bread is good.
也就是说，厚面包片不好，薄面包片好。
Now, let's make special breakfast. Why is it called special breakfast?
现在，我们来做特别早餐。为什么叫特别早餐？
You'd have to ask the inventor, my friend Leslie, whose actual name is Lindsay, who everyone calls Louise on account of her name being Lucy.
这你要问发明者，就是我的朋友莱斯利，她真正的名字是林赛，但大家都叫她露易丝，因为她的名字叫露西。
I'm gonna use an entire half a bagel for this because I refuse to be contained by my own rules.
我打算用完整的半个贝果，因为我拒绝被我自己的规则束缚。
Throw it in your plastic toasting machine until it's golden brown, aka toasted, then cover it with cream cheese.
把贝果扔进塑料烘烤机器，直到它变得金黄，也就是烤好了，然后涂上奶油奶酪。
I'm not sure what's up with these holeless bagels. But I think it has to do with them being baked by a person rather than made in a factory where everything is perfect just like your life.
我不确定为什么这片贝果没有洞。我想肯定是因为它们是由人工烘烤的，而不是工厂生产的，工厂的产品都很完美，就像你的生活。
I like to use enough cream cheese so that I can feel my arteries constricting with every bite.
我想抹上厚厚的奶油奶酪，这样每咬一口，我都可以感觉到我的动脉在收缩。
Then I add on some salsa, then add some avocado and finish it with salt and pepper pepper pepper and that's it.
然后加上些萨尔萨辣酱，牛油果，最后来点盐和胡椒胡椒胡椒，就行了。
Special breakfast.
特别早餐。
Maybe it's special because it's so easy. Maybe it's special because it tastes awesome. Or maybe people just throw the word special around until it doesn't mean anything anymore. Nobody knows.
它特别可能是因为做法简单。可能是它味道超好。也可能是人们什么都说“特别”，直到这个词失去了意义。没人知道。
Damn that's a good special breakfast.
哇，真的是好吃的特别早餐。
And then you want to take those leftover bagel seeds and put them in a special place forever.
然后可以把剩下的贝果渣永远保存在一个特别的地方。
What we do know is that special breakfast can be Step One to hacking your morning routine. Step Two is makeup.
我们知道的是，特别早餐是开启早晨的第一步，第二步是化妆。
If you follow me on Instagram, you know I recently launched a makeup line.
如果你关注了我的ins，你就会知道我最近发布了一个彩妆线。
We've got carrot lipstick, raspberry blush with a scallion brush, blueberry mascara with apple stem applicator and it comes with an orange peel carrying case.
有胡萝卜口红、带葱刷子的覆盆子腮红、用苹果梗涂的蓝莓睫毛膏，还附带一个橘子皮化妆盒。
These products are vegan, organic, bpa-free, although we did add a lot of gluten, so beware of that.
这些产品是植物系、有机、不含双酚A，但含大量麸质，请注意。
So since I posted this, a lot of people have been asking me to do a tutorial, so that's what I'm gonna do now.
我发布了这个动态后，很多人让我做个教程，所以我现在就来做一下。
So let's start with the carrot lipstick. It's pretty straightforward, just like any lipstick.
从胡萝卜口红开始。非常简单，就像普通口红一样。
You just stick it on the lips. The instructions are built in.
涂在嘴唇上就行了，名字就告诉你怎么做了。
Blush is named after the term blushing, where your cheeks get red and um, it gives you that hot embarrassed look.
“腮红”这个词来自腮边的红晕，就是脸颊变红，让你看起来很娇羞。
Not trying to look like a clown here, just a person who may or may not be a clown.
不要涂得像个小丑，就是一个可能是也可能不是小丑的人。
Now you can't really tell where the blush starts and the skin ends.
简直看不出来腮红和皮肤的界限了。
I just realized I was supposed to use the scallion brush for the blush, but I used a mascara applicator. But that just speaks to the versatility of these products.
刚刚发现我应该用葱刷子涂腮红的，结果用了睫毛膏的刷子。但这正好说明了这些产品用途多样。
And then I'll just do a quick smokey eye tutorial since that's a very new popular thing.
然后是快速烟熏眼妆教程，因为最近烟熏妆很火。
Seamless is the name of the game here. You want people to think it's a natural smoke, not applied smoke.
天衣无缝是关键。要让人觉得是自然的烟熏，而不是涂上去的。
It's not cheating to use a little bit of magic marker.
用点神奇的马克笔也不算作弊。
You can see how it brings out the natural skin texture. Again that's looking pretty smoky.
可以看到眼影衬托出了自然的皮肤纹理。看起来很烟熏。
Oh, right. You're supposed to do a little smoke under the eye too, I forgot. There we go.
对了，还应该在下眼睑涂点烟熏，我忘了。好了。
Now I have to say, we are looking pretty darn special.
现在我必须说，看起来非常、极其特别。
Like having a baby and getting up five times a night to feed it until you feel like you're gonna lose your damn mind.
就像有个小宝宝，每晚起来五次喂他东西吃，直到你觉得你要疯了。
Like buying your first car so you can directly contribute to the climate crisis.
就像买了第一辆车，然后就能直接为气候危机做出贡献。
Like going for an autumnal walk when leaves are just starting to cha...aaaaaaAAAAAARRRRGGHHH！
就像在秋日里散步，树叶正要变……啊！！！
Like when your book is selected as one of Amazon's best of 2019. (thank you!)
就像你的书被选为亚马逊2019年最佳书籍之一。（谢谢你们！）
