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Right you lovely people, you have sent me some very random questions so I'm gonna do my best.
来吧，你们这群可爱的粉丝，大家给我发了一些非常随机的问题，那我就尽力回答呗。
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Cat weasel.
如果选择做一种动物，你觉得自己会是什么动物？猫鼬鼠。
What's your favourite horror movie?
你最爱看的恐怖电影是什么？
Day of the Living Dead when I was a teenager was the best Horrors ever
《丧尸出笼》是我十几岁时看到的最恐怖的一部影片
because having zombies trying to eat your neck that just freaked me out.
丧尸噬咬人类脖子的场面把我吓坏了。
But I can't take Horrors, aliens too, that freaked me out too,
不过我看不了恐怖片，还有外星人这类题材的影片，太吓人了，
but I just switch them off now, too much stress, life's too short, can't do it.
我现在会直接关掉画面，压力太大了，生命如此短暂，我实在看不来这些。
Who are your dream guests on the pier?
谁是你的理想嘉宾?
So if I could get my dream guests on the end of the pier,
如果能在码头的另一头迎接我梦寐以求的嘉宾，
definitely Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, definitely Obama, Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'd like to get him cooking in the cafe.
对方肯定是布拉德·皮特，詹妮弗·安妮斯顿，肯定是奥巴马，还有阿诺德·施瓦辛格，我想让他在咖啡馆里露一手。
Will Smith, Oprah. They're all American come let's go, let's go to Kylie, let's go to Australia.
威尔·史密斯，还有奥普拉。他们都是美国人，我再想想其他人，凯莉·米洛，她是澳大利亚人。
Definitely, who else would we love from the UK?
当然，我们喜欢的英国名人都有谁来着?
Prince William, Prince please, get on the end of the pier, you know it makes sense.
威廉王子，拜托，请在码头那边等我去迎接你，这可是件大事儿。
I think it will be good, that'll be a good show, would you watch that season?
我觉得这个想法不错，节目效果一定没的说，你会看那一季节目吗?
Would you? Yeah that's what I thought.
会吗？我也是这么想的。
Is that real brick behind you?
你身后是真的砖墙吗?
Yeah, of course it's real brick, it's not fake.
当然是真的啦，如假包换。
Look I can probably like...... Of course that's brick.
这样吧，我给大家证实下......当然是真的砖头了。
That would be really good sound effects to do that, and we haven't got that kind of budget.
那样的话现场的音效会很好，主要是我们没有那么多预算。
Next. Star Wars, watch them in chronological order or in the order they came out?
下一个问题。《星球大战》是按时间顺序看还是按上映顺序看?
I think you've got to do it in chronological order otherwise it hurts your head.
我觉得得按时间顺序看吧，否则就太烧脑了。
Name all the Star Wars films in order of preference?
如果把所有《星球大战》系列影片按喜好排序?
Star Wars New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi.
《星球大战正传：新希望》，《星球大战：帝国反击战》，《星球大战：绝地武士归来》。
Nothing else matters and also if you didn't know I'm in the latest Star Wars film,
其他系列都差不多，给大家安利一下我客串了最新的《星球大战》电影，
obviously my job is to be humble and not boast,
虽然我客串的角色不起眼，没什么好炫耀，
but basically check it out just before C3O PPO has his brain downloaded that's me! I'm the storm trooper.
但请大家在C3OPPO的大脑被下载之前确认下，那就是我，我饰演的是风暴兵一角。
Thanks cheers, you'll never know of course I could be lying but I'm not lying but you know just tell everyone please and share this.
感谢你们，不说的话大家永远都不知道，当然你可能觉得我骗人，但我没有说谎，我只是想告诉大家，一起分享这个消息。
What's your biggest regret?
你最遗憾的事情是什么？
Oh man you know there's quite a few, but I'm very philosophical about my regrets.
哦，天呐，这样的事情数不胜数，但我对这种事情还是很看得开的。
I think they're there to test you and teach you and guide you forward on your path.
我认为这种遗憾可以考验你，教导你并指引你前进。
What's the worst question you've ever been asked?
你遇到过最糟糕的提问是什么?
The worst question I've ever been asked is what is the worst question have you ever been asked!
遇到过最糟糕的提问就是刚才的这个“遇到最糟糕的提问是什么”！
