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Karen Rodriguez.
凯伦·罗德里格斯问道：
"How do you know when it's okay to fart in front of your boyfriend?"
“怎么知道何时可以在男朋友面前放屁？”
I got one coming! I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
我现在就想放屁！我开玩笑的！哈哈哈哈哈哈。
My wife of 40-some odd years has never farted in front of me. But I've farted in front of her. You know how that goes.
和我结婚40多年的妻子从未在我面前放过屁。但我会在她面前放屁。你知道怎么回事。
That's really not okay ever.
永远不合适。
You should never fart in front of your boyfriend.
你绝不应该在男友面前放屁。
It's never okay to fart in front of your boyfriend, so try to cover it up with some music.
在男友面前放屁永远不合适，所以试着用音乐来掩盖吧。
I don't think there's a specific time. You just go for it.
我认为没有具体的时间。直接做就好了。
First date; just get it out there ready. All the tension is gone.
第一次约会，就要准备好。这样所有的紧张都会消失。
If he farts in front of you, that's usually a pretty good sign that you can fart in front of him.
如果他在你面前放屁，这通常是一个非常好的迹象，这表明你也可以在他面前放屁。
You have to be comfortable with him. You have to have known him for a while.
必须在你和他在一起时感觉很自在时。而且还要认识他一段时间以后。
If you feel comfortable and there's an intimacy there and you're not going to be embarrassed or he's not gonna say anything to shame you, then there you go.
如果你感觉舒服而且有种亲密感，那你不会感到尴尬，或者他不会说任何羞辱你的话，那你可以试试。
Do you have to be — know him pretty well and be quite sure of him? I would not recommend it.
一定要非常了解他而且对他很有把握？我不会建议这样做。
Best time to do it is when he's in a happy mood and you're laughing and excited, and just do it on accident or on purpose, 'cause you really need to do it. Just be like, "Oopsies, I was too excited. I'm sorry." And then just act all cute.
最好的时机是他心情很好，而且你在笑而且很兴奋，要偶然或故意这样做，因为你真的需要这么做。可以说：“哎呀，我太兴奋了。很抱歉。”然后要表现出可爱的样子。
Maybe just test it, like, let out a little one at first and then see if he cares, and then just start, like, ripping him.
也许可以测试一下，比如先放个小屁，看看他是否在意，然后再开始攻击他。
Just do it when you could blame it on someone else and then see how he reacts to just the general idea of that fart. And then if he's okay with it, claim it. If not, free pass.
在你可以推卸给其他人的时候这样做，看看他对那个屁有何反应。如果他不介意，就承认是你放的。如果他介意，就略过去。
Just fart and say, "Oopsy." You have to fart mostly 18 times a day. And if you don't fart, you'll get sick. So it's okay to fart.
放屁，然后说：“哎呀。”你一天通常要放屁18次。如果你不放屁，那你就会生病。所以放屁没关系。
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