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Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
等等 难道你住在布鲁斯·韦恩家的地下室
No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic
不 布鲁斯·韦恩住在蝙蝠侠家的阁楼
We can have sleepovers every night! No, we can't
那我们每晚都可以在对方家过夜了 不行
Wow! Look it's the BatSub! Wait, don't touch that!
哇 快看 蝙蝠潜水艇 慢着 别碰它
Over there, it's the BatSpace shuttle
那边还有蝙蝠飞船呢
Please keep your hands off that
拜托 别碰那个
Look, it's the BatZeppelin! Don't touch that either!
看这儿 蝙蝠飞艇 这个也别碰
It's the BatTrain! No!
蝙蝠列车 别碰
It's the BatKayak. No!
这是蝙蝠皮艇 别碰
It's the BatDune buggy. No!
蝙蝠沙丘车 别碰
It's the Bat shark repellent?
这个是蝙蝠驱鲨剂吗
Uh, actually you can touch that. It's completely useless
你可以碰 因为我用不着它
Whoa! Thanks Batman!
谢谢你 蝙蝠侠
Please stand over there
你站到那边儿去
And don't touch look at or do anything for the remaining moments you have in my presence
接下来别碰 别看任何东西 也别做任何事情 我现在要干正事了
Okay, cool
好 真棒
Computer. Go ahead
计算机 请讲
How do I put the Joker in the Phantom Zone?
怎么才能把小丑送到幽灵区
Joker can only be put in the Phantom Zone using the Phantom Zone Projector
只有用幽灵区传送仪才能把小丑送到幽灵区
Current location
目前位于
Superman's Fortress of Solitude
超人北极冰堡的
inside the Atomic Cauldron
原子炉内
However, only a person that isn't shredded ripped or extremely swoll can enter the cauldron
不过通道狭窄只有非常纤细的物体 才能进入原子炉
Ugh, I'm way too buff
我太壮了
You also have beautiful abs, sir
你的腹肌很酷 先生
That's my cross to bear
但是沉重的负担
Additionally, once inside the cauldron multiple Kryptonian defense systems engage
另外一旦进入原子炉就会触发多个氪星防御系统
including the Acid Moat Ring of Napalm
包括酸性护城河 凝固汽油环
and the Jaws of Death
以及死亡之颚
Chance of total mission failure is 110%
任务失败的概率应该是110%
Those are not great odds
成功的几率不大
