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Chandler: You know what? It seems like all of the sudden, so much's happening.
你感觉得到吗？突然间发生了这么多事。
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
我知道，罗斯要结婚了。
Chandler: Phoebe is, making people.
菲比正在创造新生命。
Joey: Everybody's doing stuff!
每个人好像都有事情做。
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair!
可我们却只是坐在这儿！如果我死了，恐怕人们只有从椅子上的屁股印里知道我做了些什么！
Joey: What're we doing?
我们要干嘛？
Chandler: Wasting our lives.
浪费青春。
Joey: I meant for lunch.
我是说午餐吃什么。
Chandler: Look, we have to do something. Ok? Something huge!
所以，我们要找点事做，一些有意义的事情！
Joey: We could climb Mt. Everest!
我们可以攀登珠穆朗玛峰。
Chandler: No-no, not something stupid, something huge.
不，我们要做有意义的事情，不是愚蠢的事情。
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
不，不，不，我们当然可以做，我看一个广告说每天都有人做这样的事情。
Chandler: Why not? ! I mean it's just, it's just climbing! It's just, it's just steep!
为什么不？我们就做这个，不过是些峭壁罢了！
Joey: Yeah!
是啊！
Chandler: We're going to Everest! Ok, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
我们去攀登珠穆朗玛峰，并且在上面坐出我们的屁股印！
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: What-what's up?
在干什么？
Joey: We're gonna climb Mt. Everest!
我们准备去攀登珠穆朗玛峰！
Chandler: Yeah baby!
是的！
Phoebe: Really? ! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and you know you could die. And, and you would die!
真的吗？但你知道吗？这要花费6万美元和面临生命危险。你会死在那里！
Chandler: Yeah, well...
好，那么......
Joey: We can get that Everest video you know.
那我们去看攀登珠穆朗玛峰的录影带吧。
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without, you know risking our lives at all!
嗯，而且我们那样做的话就不会冒生命危险了。
Joey: And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard!
当我们去租这个录影带的时候，你知道我们还可以租到什么？虎胆龙威！
Oh, you know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
哦，我想起来了，珠穆朗玛峰的录影带只能邮件订阅。
Chandler: Oh, well...
好吧。
Phoebe: So you guys'll stay here and hang out with me?
所以你们决定待在这儿陪我。
Chandler: Yeah.
是的。
Joey: Yeah. Yeah.
是，是。
Chandler: But I'll tell you something. One of these days we're gonna get off our butts and rent Die Hard again!
但我要告诉你，总有一天我们要做些大事，还要再看一遍虎胆龙威！
Joey: Yeah we are!
是的，我们一定会。
Ross: Wow! That was fast. It usually takes me two hours to get Ben to go down for his nap.
真快，我通常要花2小时才能让班乖乖睡觉。
Emily: Such a little sweetheart. Do you know what he just said?
他好可爱，你知道他刚才说什么？
Ross: What?
什么？
Emily: Good night, mommy.
妈咪，晚安。
Ross: Oh, yeah, that's 'cause he has got lots of mommies. Yeah, in fact, it's kinda become his word for "woman".
因为他有很多妈咪，那算是他对女人的通称。
Emily: So what did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
你是怎么想的，我们要不要邀请你的内森叔叔？
Ross: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he's so cheap, I mean he'd never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him. Hey, did I do these neat enough?
哦！没有人喜欢内森叔叔，他永远都不会有钱到伦敦参加婚礼的。所以我们邀请他。看我这些写的怎么样？
Emily: Yeah, they're fine.
嗯，不错。
Ross: Yeah?
是吗？
Emily: If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
如果有人问是谁写的，我们就说是本写的。哦！你邀请瑞秋了？
Ross: Sure. Why not?
当然。有什么问题？
Emily: Really?
真的？
Ross: Yeah?
怎么？
Emily: Oh, I don't think I'd be comfortable having any of my old lovers there.
我认为婚礼的时候如果你以前的女朋友也在场，会有些不合适吧。
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn't invite her?
等一下。你认为我们不应该邀请瑞秋？
Emily: Oh, no-no, Ross, you know I absolutely adore Rachel, it's just that, well I thought it might be way awkward for you.
不，我也非常喜欢瑞秋，只是我觉得那会使你有些尴尬。
But it's absolutely your decision. More tea?
但这是你的决定，我没有意见。再来杯茶吗？
Ross: Yeah sure.
是的，再来一杯。
Emily: Earl Grey?
你还好吗？
Ross: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
额？我没事，你想请谁就请谁吧。
Ross: I don't want to be single, ok? I just, I just- I just wanna be married again!
我不想一个人生活，我想，想快点再结婚。
Chandler: And I, just want a million dollars!
那，我想要一百万美元。
Monica: Rachel? !
瑞秋？！
Rachel: Oh God Monica, hi! Thank god...
哦，莫尼卡是你！
Monica: Ok, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and-and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
好，各位，这是瑞秋，另一位在林肯中学生存下来的人。这是我的朋友，钱德勒，菲比，乔伊，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Rachel: Sure!
当然记得！
Ross: Hi.
你好。
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
你也许不知道，在中学的时候，我曾经非常的对你着迷。我知道。你知道！我以为你仅仅当我是莫尼卡令人讨厌的哥哥。
Rachel: I knew.
我知道。
Ross: You did! Oh...I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
我以为你只当我是莫妮卡的怪胎哥哥。
Rachel: I did.
没错。
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be ok if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
哦。抛开别的不谈，如果我约你出去，你不会感到意外吧？
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
或许会。
Ross: Ok...ok, maybe I will...
好，或许我会约。
Ross: See, I see uh...big passion in your future.
我相信有更好的爱情等着你。
Rachel: Really?
真的吗？
Ross: I do.
当然。
Rachel: Oh, Ross, you're so great.
罗斯，你太好了。
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
想都不要想！
Ross: Ok, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as more of a general wondering...ment.
我有一个问题，事实上并不是一个大问题。好，已经很长时间了，我想......
Rachel: OK.
好。
Ross: OK. Huhh. Umm, well for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...
我想......
Rachel: Oh! !! !
哦！！
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
是的，是的，就是那个。
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat over there!
看看那只可爱的小猫。
Ross: What? Ow!
什么？
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [Singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation...
世界的顶端，俯瞰万物我唯一能找到的解释......
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
听着，女士，如要你想要这个手推车，你就连我一起推着吧！
Rachel: Yes! Did you see that?
你看到了吗？
Ross: You were incredible! A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
你真难以置信！女士们，先生们，全新的瑞秋诞生了。
Rachel: Thank you, I could not have done this without you.
没有你的我是办不到的。
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? I'm fine, I'm fine.
我要看看烘干机里还有没有衣服？我很好，我很好。
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
你甚至没有权利告诉我你喜欢我。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
因为我和茱丽相处的很好。
Rachel: Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
没有这感觉之前我也过的很好。你认为看到你和茱丽在一起我心里好受吗？
Ross: The point is I...I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
问题是我现在不能接受你了，太晚了，我现在和茱丽在一起，我们很快乐。
Rachel: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
那好，继续你快乐的爱情吧。
Ross: Fine.
好的。
Rachel: I don't need your stupid ship.
我也不需要你的怜悯。
Ross: Good.
好。
Rachel: Good.
好。
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about?
你有没有意识到，这是我这一生第一份重要的工作。
This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at? I mean. if you don't get that...
这也是我这一生第一份我自己喜欢的工作，如果你不明白的话......
Ross: No hey, I get that, ok? I get that big time. And I'm happy for you, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine!
不，我明白。我有过这样的经历，我也为你高兴，但我厌倦了你的工作疏远我们的关系。
Ok, I don't know what to do anymore.
我不知道怎么做好？
Rachel: Well neither do I!
你要我怎么样！
Ross: Is this about Mark?
这一切和马克有关吗？
Rachel: Oh my God.
我的天哪。
Ross: Ok, it's not, it's not.
好，那么就是和他无关了。
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight, over and over again, Ross. No, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.
天哪，我们不能一次次的因为这个吵架，罗斯你太过分了！
Ross: Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Ok, what do you want me to do.
我过分？你要我怎么做才不过分！
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know. Look, Urrrgh! Maybe we should just take a break.
我不知道，也许，也许我应该分手。
Ross: You're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, ok, let's get some frozen yogart or something...
好，这样才对，和马克分手，我们都冷静下来，让事态平静......
Rachel: No. A break from us.
不，是我们分手。
Chloe: Do I know why we're rushing?
我们为什么要这么急？
Ross: Yeah, you know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it! !
你还记得昨晚我告诉你我女朋友的事吗？现在情况有了改变，也许她愿意和我和好了。我找到了。
Chloe: That's so great for you guys!
这太好了！
Ross: Yeah!
是啊！
Chloe: Good luck with your girlfriend.
希望你和你女朋友和好。
Ross: Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel! !!
谢谢你。嗨，嗨，瑞秋！！！！
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
嗨，你看到我给你留的信了？
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
是的，你非常的准时。
Rachel: So, what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
你现在怎么样想，我们可以和好吗？
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
当然，我们和好了。
Ross: Ahhhh! !
哈哈！！
Rachel: I want you to leave! Get outta here!
我要你离开这里！
Ross: No! !
不！
Rachel: Just get out! Now! !
走！现在！
Ross: No! ! No! ! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
不，我不会走，我要和你谈谈。
Rachel: Ok! All right! How was she?
既然你要谈，那么她是个怎么的女孩？
Chandler: Uh-oh.
呃。
Ross: What?
什么？
Rachel: Was she good?
她厉害吗？
Joey: Don't answer that.
不要回答。
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it! ! How was she?
你说你要和我谈谈，我们就从这个谈起，她是个怎么的女孩？
Ross: She was...
她......
Joey: Awful! She was horrible!
糟糕透了。
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
她不好。
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
她没法和你比。
Ross: She, she was different.
她和你不同。
Joey: Ewwwww!
噢！
Chandler: Uh-oh.
完了。
Rachel: Good different?
比我好？
Ross: Nobody likes change. I-
我不喜欢这样比较。
Ross: What? Ok, ok, ok, ok.
什么？好好好。
Rachel:...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. You know?
当你承认那些事是你不对，就证明你不会再犯同样的错误了。
I mean my mom never thought this would work out. She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
但我妈妈从不这样想，她总是说：只要犯了一次，就会再犯第二次。
Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
真希望我们没有浪费这四个月，但如果这些时间能让你认识到自己的错误的话......
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK! !! !! !!
那是因为我们分手了！！！！！！
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
你看起来真的喜欢她。
Ross: Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed it was gonna be a two-week, thing, you know no commitment.
也许我真的喜欢她，但我们事先说好只做两个星期的朋友，没人会为这段感情负责。
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you,
罗斯，她整晚都在向你的朋友打听你的事情。
looking through Monica's photo albums, I mean you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.
看你和莫尼卡的影集，你还认为这仅仅是因为你们这段两个星期的感情？
Ross: You think?
你认为？
Rachel: You've got like 14 hours, until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
还有14个小时爱米莉就要到机场了，可你却还在这儿和一个28岁，肿着嘴唇的拉拉队长浪费时间。
Ross: Hey, you're right.
也许你是对的。
Rachel: Yeah.
是的。
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can't believe my brother's getting married! And in London! I mean, it's just, it's so romantic!
难以置信！我的哥哥就要结婚了，而且是在伦敦，太浪漫了！
Joey: Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You're at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my invitation."
想得真周到！还有纸巾，婚礼的时候莫尼卡一定要哭的。手帕？"不，这是我的请帖。"
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isn't this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
真可爱，罗斯让班写我的信封！
