Cassie: Hey Ross!

Ross: Hey!

Cassie: It's been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.

Ross: Oh. Oh, that's right. So you did see me that day because it seemed like you didn't.

Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.

Ross: It's okay. Come, come on in.

Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica's place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.

Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!

Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I have a knack for impressions.

Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted, you can do me.

Ross: Yeah. No!

Ross: Cassie, how you doing on that hot dog?

Cassie: I'm all done.

Ross: Thank God.

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried? We're probably too old to do that now.

Cassie: I'll always remember that summer. Because it's when I got all these freckles.

Ross: And I'll always remember that summer because that's when I realized that we are related.

Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?

Ross: Well I'm, I'm a little slow. Just as our children would be.

Phoebe: How are you? Good. Hi, thanks for coming.

Woman: Oh thank you.

Phoebe: No? All right. Oh, it's so nice to see you.

The Other Woman: No thanks.

Phoebe: Okay. Hey Rach?

Rachel: Yeah?

Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?

Rachel: Well, I don't know. I called all the people in Monica's phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.

Phoebe: You know there's another word for people like that. Losers!

Rachel: Hi! I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?

Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.

Woman: I'm very interested to find out who's been doing her taxes these last four years.

Rachel: That's great!

Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?

Phoebe and Rachel: I don't know.

Rachel: Excuse us for a minute. You didn't tell her to come? !

Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!

Rachel: No I wasn't! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!

Phoebe: Fine, I'll go call her.

Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!

Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.

Joey: Wow! This looks great!

Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. This one is made of bologna.

Joey: And the toothpicks?

Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.

Joey: Thank God!

Monica: Now, these are more realistic, but perishable. Okay? Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But if it gets wet then you know it's gonna shrink.

Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away.

Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But that's really just for me. Okay. So, why don't you go into your room and try these on and we'll see get a better idea of what's gonna work.

Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.

Monica: Toothpick?

Joey: Yeah.

Monica: What are you trying on now?

Joey: The fruit roll up.

Monica: And?

Joey: Delicious.

Monica: Joey!

Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!

Monica: What? ! Which one? !

Joey: The Silly Putty! It's not so silly anymore!

Ross: She's your cousin. She's your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she'd think you were sick!

Ross: Or would she? Let's back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever.

Ross: Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I'm going in.

Cassie: What the hell are you doing? !

Ross: Say something clever!

Ross: Okay, doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words.

Ross: Any words will do. Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever!

Ross: There is nothing you can say to make this worse! ! So just say something!

Ross: I haven't had sex in a very long time.

Ross: Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.

Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! It's Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice!

Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.

Monica: For what?

Rachel: Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.

Phoebe: And then for forgetting to invite you to it.

Monica: You already had it?

Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they had to leave.

Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don't have either.

Phoebe: We ruined everything.

Monica: Well no wait a minute that's not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.

Rachel: What do you mean?

Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents without having to talk to people I don't even like!

Rachel and Phoebe: Surprise.

Joey: And what's cool is, the character is from Naples, right?

Joey: My whole family's from Naples!

The Director: That's great! Okay, well I've heard everything I need to hear. I just need to, Leslie…

The Casting Director: Joey, this is awkward part.

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. I totally understand. You need to you know make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don't you worry. I have nothing to hide. So there you go, that's me. One hundred percent natural!

Joey: I tell you, that has never happened before.

Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?

Cassie: Yeah. Thank you so much for letting me stay here.

Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I…

Cassie: What?

Phoebe: Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She's not your cousin!