Leader, we're not strong anymore.
长官,我们不再像原来那么强了
Since the Americans came, people have hope.
自从那些美国人来了之后 人民就有了希望
- They are voting, woman own businesses. - Yes, it is getting harder
- 人们开始投票,妇女也经商 - 是啊,现在越来越难找自杀炸弹袭击者
to find suicide bombers, and all the good ones are gone.
因为那些优秀的自杀炸弹袭击者都已经挂了
Sir, I think we might need a new recruitment video.
长官,我觉得我们需要一个 新的征兵宣传视频了
Look, ours...
看,我们的视频...
it looks, you know, cheap.
看起来粗制滥造
Here are Ahmed and Ahman.
这两位是Ahmed和Ahman
They may be brothers, but they couldn't be more different.
他们可能是兄弟俩 但他们有很大的不同
Ahmed knows punctuality is important. Ahmed
懂得守时的重要性
He's sure to leave plenty of time to get to his bombing site.
他会确保在到达袭击地点前 留出足够的多时间
(Announcer) Ahman leaves everything to the last minute. Ahman
把所有的事情留到最后一刻来做
(Ahman) Oh, shit!
糟糕!
(Announcer) Ahmed double checks the address of the site Ahmed
会仔细检查炸弹袭击的地点
so there are no mistakes.
所以他保证万无一失
Ahman doesn't.
则不会
2518, 2519...
2518,2519
Shit!
糟糕!
(Announcer) Ahmed dresses properly, Ahmed
懂得穿合适的衣服
wearing clothing that is loose enough to hide his explosives.
保证自己所穿的宽松衣服 可以盖住身上的炸弹
Ahman dresses inappropriately. Ahman
不懂得穿合适的衣服
Oh. You are right. It is awful.
没错,那个视频太次了
If I may suggest, sir,
我想提个建议
what we need is a real Hollywood director to help us.
我们需要一个真正的好莱坞导演来帮我们
But he must hate America.
但是他必须痛恨美国
This won't be hard to find in Hollywood. They all hate America.
这样的导演根本不难找 那些好莱坞大导演都痛恨美国
Yes, but your average, girly-man Hollywood director won't be enough.
没错,但你说的那种平常的 很娘娘腔的导演是远远不够的