Talking parrot. A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say Jesus is watching. He stopped dead in his tracks and listened. A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. Jesus is watching, came the voice in the dark. His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot. Was that you talking bird? The parrot said, yes. What's your name little bird? Clarence, the parrot said. Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?, the burglar laughed. The parrot said, The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus!
