Oh, my God. Look at this line.I knew we should have gotten here sooner, but, no, I had to be a good person,I had to carry that torso man on the skateboard up the subway stairs.All this is for a croissant and a doughnut? Those things already existed.Where was all the fanfare when I combined the sleeping pill with the morning after pilland called it the "sleep-through- the-morning-after" Pill?How did these things get so popular?There's no science to this trend stuff.It's all decided by one bitchy gay guy typing in his room, making it all up.Well, then we have to do some trend research.We've got to figure out how to make Max's homemade cupcakes the next cronuts.I hate all these stupid trends. Cleanses, cronuts, condoms.Excuse me, sir, My name's Caroline. I'm a trend researcher.I'm Chuck. I sell magnets.What made you want to spend an entire day in line for cronuts?I like croissants. I like doughnuts. I'm a fat guy. It all adds up.That's true. You are a fat guy. And there's a doughnut shop right across the street.So why don't you just stop there, get a damn doughnut,and save yourself the last 200 possibly life-threatening steps to here?Look, it's two things I like put together. End of story.That's it, Max. It's the two things together. One thing isn't enough anymore.Yeah, that's why Oleg's cousin hung himself.I'm serious. When's the last time you did just one thing?Like, watch a movie without playing a game on your phone?Magic Mike. Wait, does playing with yourself count?
天啊，瞧这队排得。我早说了我们应该早点过来，但某人要装好人，要帮忙人家把滑滑板的假人给搬上地铁楼梯。排这么长，就为了吃牛角面包加甜甜圈？这俩东西早就发明了。我当年混合了事后避孕药与安眠药时，我的广大粉丝热潮都上哪去了，那药我命名为"事后睡一觉避孕药"。这东西怎么会这么火爆啊？潮流本来就是很不科学的东西。就只是某个死贱基男在房里瞎掰报道捧起来的。那我们得研究一下这潮流啊。得研究出怎么样把麦克斯自制小蛋糕捧成下一个牛角圈。我烦死这些潮流商品了。排毒，牛角圈，避孕套。先生，打扰一下。我叫卡洛琳。我是一个潮流分析员。我叫查克。卖磁铁的。是什么原因让你排队一整天只为了买到牛角圈？我喜欢牛角面包。也喜欢甜甜圈。我还是个胖子。不言自明了吧。的确。你是个胖子没错。对街就有一家甜甜圈店。你为啥不去那边一趟，买个甜甜圈呢，也拯救你於之前那200步随时都可能倒下的路程呢？这东西把我两个所爱食物合二为一。还需要解释吗。就是这个，麦克斯。重点在合二为一。单纯一个已经不够了。所以奥列格的表哥才上吊自杀啊。我是认真的。你上一次只做一件事是什么时候？比如没一边看电影，一边在玩手机？看《魔力麦克》时。等等，边看边"玩自己"算吗？
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