So, I had issues with this, because I haven't seen a lot of stay-at-home dads before and I thought men would judge me,so get this, I said this -- please don't be offended -- I said, "Uh, you know, that sounds boring.And what do stay-at-home moms do all day, anyway?"She smiled at me a smile only a woman full of knowledge can smileand said, "Well, this should be easy for you. And it will save us some money, it seems like a no-brainer."Fast-forward six months, I'd been a stay-at-home dad for about a week.I was standing in my bathroom, looking into the mirror crying, tears -- running all down my face.My one-and-a-half-year-old was banging on the bathroom doorbecause I locked them out, you know -- crying, tears running down his face.And my newborn was in the bassinet, crying, tears running down his face.I looked at myself in the mirror, and I said ..."Which friend can you call to call in a bomb threat? We've got to get out of here."See, I had traded my manager for my children. I didn't know what I got myself into.I thought I knew everything about being a stay-at-home parent, and in fact, I knew nothing at all.Because even though my manager was -- well, at least my children were a lot cuter than my manager, they were just as demanding.
所以我又遇到问题了，因为我之前没怎么见过全职奶爸，我觉得男人可能会议论我，想到这个，我就说--恕我冒犯--我说，“呃，你知道，这听上去很无聊。你说全职妈妈每天都干些啥？”她冲我笑了笑，这个笑容充满智慧，说，“这对你来说应该很轻松。并且会替我们省下一些钱，对你来说带小孩又不废脑子。”半年之后，当我已经做了全职奶爸一周。我在卫生间里对着镜子，哭着，泪流满面--泪流满面。一岁半的那个在砸卫生间的门，因为我把他们关在外面，你们懂的--哭得泪流满面。刚出生的那个在摇篮里，也哭得稀里哗啦。我看着镜子里的自己，说，“你能打电话给谁来一个电话炸弹威胁呢？我们必须走出困境。”看见了吧，我把我的领导变成了我的小孩。我真不知道我为啥这样。我以为我懂得怎么做全职奶爸，实际上，我一无所知。因为，即使我的领导--当然，至少我的孩子们比领导可爱多了，他们都会一直提要求。
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