I bought it when I was hoping to marry a man called Frank,although it turned out Frank wasn’t much of a man. (Starts to cry)Oh Denise, never mind. Have you seen Tom anywhere?Over there… trying to earn his… bonus.(slurring speech)… great bubbly… so, have I told you about our plastic fruit… you’ve got to buy some… please?It’s ok, no thanks… will you excuse me?How about you, darling? Are you in the market for a plastic lemon?Tomato? Kumquat? No? Why not! Oh, I need more champagne.(calling across the room) Tom, Tom. I think you’ve drunk too much.You shouldn’t mix business with pleasure.Anyway, it’s too late now, you’re not going to get you bonus.
