Why is everyone crying?It's smurfette. She's a lump of ClayNo, clumsy, it's me. I'm right hereSmurfette? It's smurfette. It's smurfette!Quiet, clumsyLet him be, brainy. We all grieve in our own wayShe's here! Poor little bro. I know how he feelsSmurfette! Oh, hefty, not you tooYou're all right!Don't ever do that to me againI won't. I promiseYes, yes, yes!You never cease to amaze meSo, as for that burning questionWhat's a smurfette?Well, I don't need a book to tell you she'sRight. Smurfette can't be defined by just one wordShe's many thingsOh, she doesn't know it yet but she's my new best friendSmurfette is a bunny wranglerShe's tough. Not as tough as me but tough enough