How do- How do you turn the sprinklers off?Ay! Of course! Because I'm Latina,I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers!You were here when they installed it.Ay, yeah. The box is across the yard.You mean your now-soaking-wet yard?That's great. We are screwed.No, we're not.We haven't unwrapped our secret weapon yet.Luke walks over there, Hurt Locker style...flips the switch,and boom- or not boom- water off.Put the "he" in "hero," son.Hurt Locker? It's more like Squirt Locker.Really? That wasn't funny?I actually pity you guys.No time to celebrate! Stop it!- We don't have a lot of time. - All right, everybody.- If I can have the little ones down front- - You know what, sir?If you don't mind, I've got this.