The emergency number is 911.The emergency number is for emergencies.An emergency is a fire.An emergency is a crime.An emergency is an accident.Steve dialed 911.“What is your emergency?” asked the dispatcher.“They put a tomato on my hamburger,” said Steve.“Excuse me?” said the dispatcher.“They put a tomato on my hamburger.I hate tomatoes.I told them no tomatoes!”The dispatcher said, “Sir, a tomato is not an emergency.”The dispatcher hung up.Steve dialed 911 again.“What is your emergency?” asked the same dispatcher.“They put a tomato on my hamburger. I hate tomatoes!” Steve said.The dispatcher asked, “Where are you? I will send the police.”Steve said he was at Burger King.The police arrived at Burger King.They put Steve in the back of their police car.They took him to jail.
