Linus, you've got to get rid of that stupid blanket.And here, memorize these lines.I can't memorize these lines.This is ridiculous!Memorize it and be ready to recite when your cue comes.I can't memorize something like this so quickly!Why should I be put through such agony?Give me one good reason why I should memorize this!I'll give you five good reasons: One, two, three, four, five!Those are good reasons. Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous.And get rid of that stupid blanket!What's a Christmas Shepard going to look like holding a stupid blanket like that?Well, this is one Christmas shepherd who's going to keep his trusty blanket with him.See? You wouldn't hit an innocent shepherd, would you?Okay, Mr. Director, the cast is set. Take over.Alright! Lets have it quiet! Places everybody.Schroeder, set the mood for the first scene.Cut! Cut! No, no, no.Look, let's rehearse the scene at the inn.Frieda, this is...We can't go on.There's too much dust.It's taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair.Don't think of it as dust.Think of it as maybe the soil of some great past civilization.Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon.
