You know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?Crematorium Chris? Sure.He said he would cremate my fur coat for free...if I bring in the next person I know who dies.Oh,my God. Look at these pelts!Don't get too attached. She's having it cremated.You're quirky,and I get a big kick out of it. We all do.But if you destroy a coat like this... that is like a crime against nature.Not nature. Fashion!This is fashion?So to you,death is fashion?That's funny.Here's Phoebe......sporting cutting-edge hairy carcass...from,you know,the steel traps of wintry Russia.You really think this looks good? Because I do!
