I was laughing.Out loud?I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.So how are you?My mother's driving me crazy. But Ross is getting married. I'm happy.I'm not going to let anything spoil that.I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.Thanks. We like him.My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him.There's no way in hell I'm paying for it.Look,we're down to just one point.Could we please just settle it after the wedding?Fine,but I'm not paying for your wine cellar......you thieving, would-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us, cheap little man!The guy was hammered. There's no way you look like Ross' mother.Then why would he say it? -Because he's crazy!He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.My mother's right. I'll never get married.You know what,that isWho wouldn't want you?Please! I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.
