I don't get how you know it's false labor.Do you see any babies?How do you feel? -Okay,I guess.I don't know.I know it's going to be over soon so....But isn't that a good thing?You said you were sick of this. -I know.Usually,when you're done with the pregnant thing you get to do the mom thing.But I'll be sitting around in my leather pants,drinking tequila.Some moms do that.That's even sadder.Look,I know what I got myself into.It's just that now that they're in me...it's like I know them and....It just won't be easy when these babies have to go away.I know,sweetie.But it's not like you won't have anything.You'll have nieces and nephews. That's even better.Yeah,okay. -No,really.You won't be the one worrying about saving for college.Or yelling at them when they're bad.Or putting them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down.You'll be the one they run away to. The one they talk to about sex.
