It's a painting again.I should explain. You see,my real name isn't Mike.It's just a nickname from where I used to work.Where? Microsoft.NASA. Disney.AOL.Is that why the women are so slow?Joanna.Is this what you really want?Women who behave like slaves,women who are obsessed with cleaning their kitchensand doing their hair,women who never challenge you in any way,women who exist only to wait on you hand and foot?Yeah. That sounds good to me.Joanna, you're a brilliant woman.Surely you can appreciate, at the very least,the genius of the concept.Picture, if you could streamline your spouse,if you could overhaul every annoying habit,every physical flaw,every moment of whining and nagging and farting in bed.
