First, we take a gloomy, dissatisfied woman.Then, in a very private experience between husband and wife,he gently places her in our female improvement system.It's fully automated.And then, abracadabra.Her transformation begins.First, we locate her brain.We insert a few nanochips.Then we program them.Also, we add some secret, special ingredients.To avoid any accidents,her husband is kept at a comfortable distance.Safety first.Finally, we enhance her,to fit the ideal Stepford Wife specifications.And...Everything is copasetic.Welcome to the future.
