Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan...because he's nervous?He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said:"I like you."That sounds good to me. - True, you can't tell them you like them.I tried that. It didn't go well. - I've crashed and burned on that.That is what you did, and I did like you!I just didn't know I was being worked over by some professional.He doesn't have a badge.The only time he was sincere or spontaneous...was when everything was going wrong or when you were stoned out of your head.I'm sorry to interrupt. Do I know you? - No, I don't think so.You wanna see me be spontaneous? - Sure, you want a Benadryl?This is really kind of distracting. And I haven't gotten laid in a year!We're sorry. Why don't you guys get back to your date?Or go somewhere.
