Time now for the Ridiculist.And tonight, a town in Southern Georgia is taking a stand against one of the gravest dangers facing our nation in modern times.I'm speaking of course about that thing where people wear pants that are way too big for them.The scourge of saggy pants is finally being addressed by the town of Malty, Georgia which had passed an ordinance banning saggy pants.Under the ordinance, pants can't be more than 3 inches lower than your waist and your under pants cannot be exposed and at least one local resident seems pretty happy about the rule.When I go out to eat somewhere,I don't want to see nobody's under shorts.It's just nothing pretty about that.Nothing pretty about it.The city manager says the saggy pants ban is a matter of simple decency, which I suppose is something we can all get behind.But now the good citizens in Malty, Georgia who are caught with saggy pants could face fines up to $200 for repeat offenders and for first offenders $25.It should make a lot of people open their eyes as the that you don't have the $25 away, don’t just perhaps to pull up your pants.But this Georgia town is not the only place, by the way, taking a stand on visible under pants.From the Jersey Shore to Louisiana, seems there's a variable crack down on saggy pants.It's an issue that has been hanging around for a while.In Jacksonville, Florida, few years back, a pastor took a creative approach.She started collecting belts to give to kids for free.It's very disrespectful for young men for going around in the community with their pants hanging down and their underwear shown.Pull up your pants.Need some help?Here is a belt.Now I don’t know, I can't tell these kids to pull up their pants without feeling like I'm 100 years old.
又到了我们的最为荒谬者节目环节。今晚乔治亚州南部的一个镇正在反对我们的国家在现代所面临的一场最严重的危害。我说的当然是那人们穿的对他们而言太大的松垮裤子。松垮裤子之灾终于在乔治亚州这个麦尔帝小镇被提及, 乔治亚州已通过了一条禁止松垮裤子的法令。该法案条规定裤子不能低于你的腰超过3英寸,而且不能暴露你的内裤，至少一位当地居民似乎很高兴这条法令的颁布。当我出去吃饭,我不想看到任何人的衬裤。它只是一点也不漂亮。不怎么漂亮。城市管理者表示松垮裤子禁令是关乎一项简单的礼仪问题,我想这是我们都能支持的。但是现在乔治亚州麦尔帝的好公民们因为身穿松垮裤子被抓可能面临惯犯处以高达200美元,初犯25美元的罚款。这应该让很多人瞠目结舌,没有25美元你就无法离开,提起你的裤子也不行。但是这个乔治亚州小镇还不是唯一的地方,顺便说一下,站在自己立场上禁止内裤走光。从新泽西海岸到路易斯安那州,似乎都有严惩松垮裤子的趋势。这个问题已经被提及一段时间。在佛罗里达州的杰克逊维尔市,几年前,一位牧师带来了一个创造性的方法。她开始收集皮带，然后免费给孩子们。在社区四处闲晃的年轻人裤子垂下来,内衣走光是非常无礼的。提起你的裤子。需要帮助?这是一条给你的皮带。现在我不清楚,我不能告诉这些孩子们提起裤子而不觉得自己像是100岁高龄。
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