What are you doing here?I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this.Wow.- Mmm... want some more? - No. Gallon’s my limit.Oh, excuse me if I’m not one of your stick models."I’m Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink.- I go to Jay Z’s birthday party--" - Okay, okay. All right.- Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah.Actually, I was nervous, but uh, more importantly,does this hat make me look fat?So...is your life everything you’d hoped it’d be?I always thought that if I had a huge careerand famous clients and tons of moneythat I’d be happy.And the truth is...I was right.I love it. Especially the money. Ooh.You’re so bad!What about you?
